Lil's Bar 5

After all,I'm 4,000 miles away give or take a mile and you need to make it worth the trip.

seriously though,I have peeked in the window a few times.Where are the regulars? Thanks for the drink,I'll settle for a Old Rosie scrumpy

Well....if home made cider and other attractions don't do it for you........

They are all pissed merry in the games room....after the cider you might want to join them...

Don't get me wrong! What's not to like?

I play darts,what else are they playing?

Exactly.....whats not to like!!! another scumpy coming up

Old Rosie is no light weight! Twos the limit! what do you drink Pete,my round!

Yes! You set em up! I'll do my best to keep up.....

One for Lil too,after all if it weren't for her we wouldn't be here! cheers Lil!

Lils gone upstairs now...........I'll have her drink........rude not to!

STill haven't said what ya drinking.

Pint of....whatever is left.....

Ole Rosie....ole girl. Steal away now...steal away.

No beer for me Lil..thanks anyway...

I'm off to Old Trafford ....there's a job going..need to get my CV in ...

That's that then!!! Just missed out on the United job

Lil....what about a mixed 5-a-side team? I'll manage and train the team.....we could share the 'masseur' role depending on who needs a rub down

Can I be on the side with the 'Strippin Firemen' please? .......please? xx

Typical.....Yes Ella but I plan to play two up front...can you manage that....

ok, I'll stick to sitting on the bench with a wet towel to revive anyone who needs it.

I'd better sit with you, Ella. You may well need reviving yourself after watching that lot working up a sweat....

Ella don't you know anything about football.....its a wet sponge not a towel .....you can cut the oranges up for half-time....and run the bath in case anyone gets sent off and needs "an early bath" Ana ...can you play in goal..?

Oh no - I have to supervise 'bathtime' as Ella might take be taken advantage of!

Right! that's the changing room sorted out!

Now all I require is five 'players'..

gramps was about earlier....

Where? Did he leave an IOU? His name isn't on the "Wanted..Players" list in the snug/games room??