Lil's Bar 5

Is that the time....... POGS

Thought I'd pop in for a quick pint of wine but you're closed again and I aint got the energy to climb through that there toilet kitchen window. I'm on me way ome from The Farmers Arms - they have lock-ins there, so no one can get out til Fred empties his guzunder in the morning

"Knees up Muvver Brown, Knees up Muvver Brown...

Does everyone use Fred's guzunder???.....I'm barred from the Farmers Arms (their loss) after being spotted in a compromising position in the cellar (A gentleman never tells).

Well.......I'd like to know who locked me in the cellar with that randy fireman? thanks so much, I needed that! Only just let him out got free!

In real life,(is it really?) I've been having a minor operation, and I've got crutches to prove it! no cheek Pete or I'll have you down,as it were

Ella...the randy fireman is also on crutches and is expected to be off work for several days....Tut-tut....

Sounds as though you gave as good as you got, Ella!

Usually better Ana !!! [

Just wondering if the 'Private message' thingy works!..as I never seem to get any......feel free, if banter is required without 'big-ears Lil nosing around, to use this very under-used facility!!

Nothing Lil!! Just thinking out loud...pint please

These things usually work both ways Pete, maybe you should send a few?

Unlike your goodself Ella some laydees are shy and reserved!! They may think I'm being 'forward'...so best wait for them to relax with a large one and see what happens!

Careful with that crutch...could have someone's eye out

Why would we want to PM you, Pete? We can say all we need to on here...

Pint of the usual please!

Well that would be 'Private' Ana....as in Private message..

Pint for Galen...bit late for you...first of the day?

Since breakfast, yes! Cheers.

I don't know what makes you think I'm not "shy and reserved" Pete..................has that fireman been blabbing?

Ia relaxing with a large one.....and very nice it is too...and it is Friday...

Who is waving their crutch around...and why

We all know what you are Anna

Smoluski well. Anais waving hers at Pete and I'm not looking to see what he's doing with his

No but knowing pete we can have a good guess... am very impressed that there is something to wave [grin ]

I think it's a bit of hose he pinched off the fireman actually

Galen, I'll have you know I have never waved my crutch around! How very dare you!

It's Ella who fell foul of the fireman in the cellar the other night - apparently they're both on crutches, although he came off worst!

Sorry! if you like I'll lend you my blue/silver ones if you're feeling crutch less

It's a mad house! Take more water with it

Ok. I've just been on to a disability site and ordered a bag for my scooter with a - wait for it folks!-- a CRUTCH HOLDER!!
De dah!

Was It going it for a thong .....[ grin]