Lil's Bar 5

Get the hot-tub ready Lil....please. Nearly party time!

Football, today, was the funniest thing on the telly...

x 'Triple double half all round Pete'

Well get them in then.....mine's a double half Goose

this place is such retreat at the moment for me...thank you, all x

Oooh, I've just got out of a sort of hot tub!

I had a monkey bath.

Gramps...bring whatever you want mate....just don't leave it lying about....willy-nilly! The Laydees might get a shock...sitting on it in the hot tub and I most certainly would!!

gramps...you'll get yourself arrested if you're not careful with your rubber dicky duck!

Stop blowing soapy bubbles too!!!

Can I bring me rubber dicky (duck)in the hot tub?- or me underwater camera?

Goose......get yourself a pint....Lil's left some fluffy towels for you in the games room..... the hot tub is all ready...

'Evening, anybody in? I'd like a triple port, no ice and 3 packs of apple sauce flavour pork scratcings please...Not staying long. HELLO, ANYBODY HERE? Bloody hell, what do you have to do to get served in this place. I suppose they're all up at that poncy spar place up the road being wrapped in fluffy towels and a-sipping fizzy water at £6 a glass

No more for me Lil thank you......anymore and I'll be blowing bubbles....

Granniefinn....help yourself to what you fancy any time you call by..

Gramps...have they passed you fit and able to 'play out' again?

So Phoenix....it's not all 'beer and skittles'

More football on now....must dash....Have a nice evening all

Hi any one in [Smile]

How's it going phoenix? I hope you're not too stressed?

Good to hear from you Gramps !

Phew, what a day. This field work malarkey is not my thing at all.

Pint of champagne in a straight glass, please, and hold the cherry.

gramps You take good care of your 'undercarriage', you never know when it'll come in handy

I think you'll be better off in bed this year, maybe next year will be the one!

Look after yourself, lots of love xxx

Hi Pete,
Would you let our fellow inebriates of this established "home" for the weary,that due to mechanical failure of my undercarriage, I have withdrawn my entry to the London Marathon.
Due to extensive training , I now require sustenance and bed rest (King size!)
I shall therefore not extol my usual charm and presents or lack of presence. as like wot I does ,as is my usual grandmer and spelins!
Me Collidge are well pleased wiv me progriss, and for a furver payment of gold or similerr amount, I.ve bin promised a distincshun in the vernackers of talkin'. (still not shore wot that is?)
Payment to a place in some right forrin place, so it must be ok like!

I'll still be around 'ear tho! but etherially!

Oive got me beady eye on yer!

Laidback.....Glad you had fun on Sunday.

The magic of the FA Cup......and so nice that two of the 'smaller clubs' will contest the final......

Ah Pete thats not fair, had a great day out at Wembley on Sunday, alot of fun.

Watching the weekend hi lights tonight....do footballers have drama lessons these days? some of those penalty shouts deserve an oscar!!!!

Full afternoon of football So all you football followers have a good afternoon and I hope your team gets the result you want..........unless you support Stoke or Man C**y....

To the rest of the regulars....enjoy your Sunday roast...

Funny how years ago I'd be going on to a 'club' at this time of night......Happy days.........

Night night Pete

I can see his point of view. It is indeed a triumphal deed as long as you don't follow thr

Pint please Lil.....coming over all tired now....

Oh dear Pete

You know what you men are like, loud and proud.

He wouldn't have given the dog the priviledge of claiming for his feat of doing such a triumphal deed.

Did he not have a dog to blame......even next doors will do...