Convoluted Insult Generator

And have fun.

No, we just want to prove that we're quite capable of being offensive too, but in a totally ironic, post-modern manner, helped by our great experience and wisdom .

Erh hello have i accidently tuned in to mumsnet?

Yes, you humungously revolting shit lizard, but the trouble is that every time you use it you get the same insult, which is easy to remember but would get boring if you were in a really vitriolic mood.

I've done it wrong. I'm an arse bucket - not a toss bucker. Thank goodness for that!

Gally...I've never used such bad language before.

OH is super brainless shit muncher .........have known quite a few of them

I know Ana, I love it!!!

soop I've seen another side to you

You stupidly fat shit wizard -

nightowl, yours sounds really rude!

Bags I was NOT addressing you.

Mega stinking twat weasel.

It has a certain ring to it. Suits my last boss down to a t

Blame Bags
You totally mad wank bucket!

Reminds me of an Offspring song called Bad Habit that me and the kids used to sing along to in the car. I won't do a link for fear of offending people. I'd love to email this thread to everyone at work; think we could have a lot of fun with it . moomin; yours is a good one!

Absolutely ludicrous wank wizard?

DH's would be
You outright revolting arse lord - doesn't really trip of the tongue, does it?

You absolutely fat arse bucket!

You massively ludicrous toss bucket, that would make you feel better

You perfectly ludicrous wank biscuit

You absolutely silly wank wizard! ............bit disappointed with that!

Mine is just to yuckky to say!

You very mad toss bucket !!

You terrifically smelly piss trench - actually quite difficult to say!!

Amazing how often arse comes up. I have humungously ugly arse gusset. I just hope that I can remember it at a moment of stress.

Yes, very silly.

You massively, senseless, arse guzzler!