from The Poke for next time you're angry.
You need to be in a silly mood to appreciate it 
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Me too 
Totally smelly flap wizard.. ...random...
Totally mad bum guzzler
Yes, glass - you would have to be totally mad to (attempt to) do that!
Well ana I will have no problem there mad as a hatter!!
You massively, senseless, arse guzzler! 
Amazing how often arse comes up. I have humungously ugly arse gusset. I just hope that I can remember it at a moment of stress.
Yes, very silly.
You very mad toss bucket !!
Mine is just to yuckky to say!
You absolutely silly wank wizard! ............bit disappointed with that!
You perfectly ludicrous wank biscuit
You massively ludicrous toss bucket, that would make you feel better
DH's would be
You outright revolting arse lord - doesn't really trip of the tongue, does it?
Reminds me of an Offspring song called Bad Habit that me and the kids used to sing along to in the car. I won't do a link for fear of offending people. I'd love to email this thread to everyone at work; think we could have a lot of fun with it . moomin; yours is a good one!
Blame Bags
You totally mad wank bucket!
Mega stinking twat weasel.
It has a certain ring to it. Suits my last boss down to a t
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