Oh gillybob - it is assumed we care deeply- it will be all over the front pages, including the Guardian, Dave, Nick, Ed etc will congratulate them on our behalf 'and I speak for the whole nation in their unalloyed joy at this amazing achievement, our day has been brightened beyond belief. The worries of benefit cuts, bedroom taxes, Syria, the West Bank( insert as appropriate) put properly into perspective by this unparalleled event blah blah blah - if only I knew when it would happen do I could escape as I did for the wedding and the jubilee.....