No, you are kind, peace-loving and all round lovely people!
The fall in all kinds of crime is to be welcomed, but I am a bit cynical , as usual. How many people just don't bother to report a theft because they are sure the police will be able to do nothing about it, other than give them a crime number for insurance purposes? And you would need to find a police station that was still open.
Many women do not report sexual assault because they have seen the figures for convictions and the way they could be treated in court.
The fear of crime, particularly amongst old people, has been fuelled by sensationalism in the media. 'No violent crime happened today in this area' does not make a good headline (Well, it would in the Nelson Mail, New Zealand, where 'Man falls off bike - not injured' makes the news!)
I believe that people over 65 are the least likely to be the victims of crime- the largest group of victims consists of young men aged 16-25.