Banter Bar.

Ella46 I'll have to remember that won't I ? and not bend over with a short skirt on one never know's who is lurking about.I'm feeling a bit brighter to-day that Brandy certainly does the job,I might even think of stocking up the food freezer to-morrow,bye for now take care everyone.

glamma, I know you weren't feeling too well, but I do think you should keep your facultities covered when you go in the bar! You know how excitable Pete is

...it's on the table goose I've won!!

Cribbage board Pete?

Take care glamma.......don't drink the full bottle....

Cheers Pete oops thats gone straight to my head don't suppose I should be mixing with all the cold/flu stuff I've been taking might make me a bit light headed and not in control of my facultities,my my thats a big word for a Sunday night off to the land of nod for some zzzz's hoping to feel better in morning,can't even see straight to read my book (she falls over in beer garden) who the ?? put that hammock in my way ??

What regulars? ....Brandy coming up!

Thought I'd better pop over to-night and see what everyone is up to, all seem's very quiet for some reason,I've not been too bright had a bit of a cold it must have been from when I slept all night on that damp hammock made all the bones a wee bit achey and I've got the sneezes,so a nice Brandy will do the trick,I can't do any baking what with the germs and that so you will all have to bring your own stock up on crisps for a few days will you boss !! ? can't have the regulars going without their snacks. aaa-tish-ooooooo

Quiet night tonight Pete. Where's the cribbage board?

Ah, so that's where gramps lives

You're in next door's garden! goose

Call that a hammock Pete? it's an old sheet tied up with baling twine between two bushes

Free drinks for gramps ...to get on the hammock is no mean feat....but with a donkey!!
I take my cap off to you Sir!

So he's made an ass of himself again......

laidback

Gramps? Last spotted heading towards a bar twixt here and the Farmer's Arms, mumbling something about hammocks and firemen (I think)

Last seen swinging on the hammock in the herbal garden with a donkey!

Anyone seen gramps ?

Quite a lot laidback

There are also a couple of SOH's that have been there since day one!

Any marbles in the cupboard Pete? I think there will be a few takers!!

Sel! I'd never have known...although I did notice they glowed under the strobe lights in the Fireman's Arms.

Still in a glass at the back of the cupboard Sel

Yes three sheets to the wind....when they staggered off...draped in 'em

So that's where my teeth went Could have saved a fortune if you'd said earlier.

I passed some ladies wearing sheets, staggering up the road. Not naming names. Pete will know where his sheets have gone.

No ...it's a real tan Sel....just like the hair!

There is a cupboard in the cellar full of lost 'false things' from the Snug ......if anyone is missing anything....