Banter Bar.

still missing *Lil already........

Dare I ask what positions are available?

First job, replace the computer with one that can spell!!!

You have a computer?

All positions are available.....what is your favorite ideal role in the "Banter Bar" ?? Besides 'drinking'

Bouncer

I've got muscles.Dont you sleep Pete?

Right ! Friday and Saturday to start with............Welcome !! Mind if we call you the Yank???

Till I think of something better,I'll answer to it.

You never know I might earn a better name.

Good to have you on board!!!

Yes I do sleep....is that the time ???

Help yourself to a nightcap.....I'm off

I would be useless here - (1) I do not drink!!!! (2) after 10 p.m. I am a total wreck. Good luck, though, enjoy the thread, can't wait to read what is written.

Was it something I said?I only visited for the first time last evening and I nevereven got my pie!!!

Printmiss....You would fit in fine here.....most regulars are total wrecks after 10 pm as well..

PRINTMISS - You don't drink? You mean to stand there and tell us that when you get up in the morning that's as good as you're going to feel all day?

Poor lost lamb...

annsixty...your pie is in the oven.....sorry for the delay!!

feetlebaum....Lots of people don't drink......you can spot them as they are usually miserable..(no offence PRNTMISS )

...oops missed the i out

After a glass of lemonade I am the talk of the town! I honestly do not like alcohol, - I have no objection to anyone else drinking or getting drunk if they wish, but I have tried most of the wines - my huband and daughter both thoroughly enjoy a wine - the best ones if possible, but these have never appealed to me, I have also tried most of the others, but they are not for me. I was in France one time and invited to a dinner with some French Lions (a world wide community service, not the animals), and did not realise the president had his own quite well known vineyard, after several attempts to tempt me with one of the massive selection of wines available, another French Lion came up with the explanation 'ALCOHOLIQUE' he exclaimed, and I nodded. Problem solved, no one was upset.

Slim line tonic please Pete!

..with vodka Galen...

Very large white please.
Can I permanently reserve the stool at the far end of the bar. I don't mind clearing a few tables now and then for freebies

Noneat please.