Banter Bar.

Envious

Sel,Ella46, London,you never know,that ability might come back

Evening all ,,iv,e been a bit tied up these few days but I am free now so do your worse pete and give me a cold pint ..thanks ..by the way couldn,t get my leg over or up for love or money x

Why am I getting a mental picture of that cricket commentator who mentioned not being able to get his leg over...oh dear, sorry, lowering the tone (if that's possible in here)

No Sel, I can't get my leg up either

and to you Ella

Indeed! ........................Hammocks???

And not just her eye, given half the chance...

How very dare you!! Glamma's had her eye on them for ages!

No goose ....either ella* released them or they broke free from her cellar.....they're here to 'assist' glamma

Why have you got dirty sheets hung all around the back yard Pete? has your clothes line broken? if so, have you got the Fire Brigade in to fix it? that's why all them there firemen are lurking around?

Thanks so much Pete for being so accommadating with regard to the hammocks thing is I can't get my leg up high enough,do you think there is any chance of a "Firemans Lift" from any passing "Firemen".

You need to chill glamma and take it easy!
I had a couple of hammocks installed over the weekend....and don't worry about any 'stay overs'....although it's great fun watching some of the regulars (no names) trying to get on them when they've had a few!

Hi everyone I've been on the missing list for a day or two,not been the same since my encounter with the rugby team but hey-ho
Can we have hammock in the beer garden that would be nice to relax in after a busy day in the kitchen,but on second thoughts we could find customers "staying over" after a few too many.
Chilled cider sounds good though,takes me back to my younger days in Newquay when we could only afford Merrydown and made a glass last all night
P.S food deliveries later this afternoon,not my fault Pete forgot to put in the order.

Chilled cider in the beer-garden for me!!

I'm sure Lil had a 'Do Not Disturb' sign.....then again...maybe not..

Another empty Brandy bottle.....and the best stuff

Think I'll have a Ploughman's Lunch after....he wont be too happy.......but that's his problem! As they say...first up...best dressed!

glamma I don't know where you get the energy..looking after Pete AND a Rugby team would be too much for a lesser woman

Is that London slumped over the bar? I can't see as her head is in that cake..

I'll just have a large Brandy I don't want to be greedy I have only just sat down after a busy day here and there,I ended up in West Kirby/Hoylake a nice picturesque part of my area on the beach and just by some strange chance the local Rugby team where training what a sight for sore eye's if only I was 40yrs younger !! on second thoughts give me another Brandy

[innocent face]

.....here we go...give 'em an inch....

Go for it london, I'll have a large G&T please

Ella if its free all drink Bacardi x

Don't exactly remember saying that ella ...but I'm a man of my word.....and if proof of age (passport) ect is produced...then indeed fill away!

london Belated happy birthday
Pete has said previously, that drinks are on the house when it's someones' birthday, so.................help yourself............fill yer boots!
he won't mind at all

sel petethanks might pop in at week end x*glammanana*put plenty cream in that cake and thanks too you x