Banter Bar.

cider please....and whatever Ana wants,I don't see Goose here?

Envious if you're paying in dollars....it's 10 dollars a pint...

Snakebite.....*Ana*....

Envious they are in here.....can I get you a pint of anything?

Beer...cider...there's a BIG difference, Pete!

so,clever birds are rare are they?

Friday night.....Beer time for me!...If we had a barmaid I'd ask for a pint of cider......please.... as we don't I'll pour my own......

Yes I remember Goose...very clever birds, as I recall, pity we don't get many in here...

Pete I used to bring me bantams here til they took fright at your talk of roast chicken and flew up to the rafters, where their poor little feet stuck on the grease and they couldn't get down again. That's what the birds nests up there really are

Typo strike Cheroots

Oh yes! Charoots of Fire, perhaps...?

Goose said it.

Wot?

Charoots?

Ana

Ana

Goose...do you have any chickens on your 'ranch'?
Might be less trouble...until they drop their guard....

Herd garden? One track mind these days, Pete

You'll have to ask Ella about the missing hoses - she's always biting off more than she can chew...

It's ok glam I've taken the firemen back to Ana's, they must have untied the ropes

glamma.....Thanks for the sausage rolls and pies (any chance of a meat 'n potato pie next time)....coleslaw not for me...but I'll take it off your hands...Another brandy 'n coke?
The firemen called about 'smoke' from the herd garden and were asking for Ana 'n Ella regarding hoses I believe

glammanana are you sure they're firemen? They're not bandy, wearing chaps round their legs, cracking whips, waving lariats around, smoking charoots and shouting 'Yeeehaaaa' at every passing tractor?

Phew !! thats me done for the week-end I have been tied to the cooker for the past 2 days so don't take any excusses from the boss when he tells you the bar is out of food rations,I've done loads of sausage rolls and plenty of steak & Kid pies for the long week-end plenty of pickled cabbage and coleslaw and not a bacon buttie in sight
I'll stay and have a large Brandy & coke as I feel I deserve a bit of me time all this cooking is not good for my poor old feet and I need to relax with a large glass or two.
Has anyone any idea why I saw a couple of firemen looking a wee bit lost outside the back door ? thing is they didn't have their hose's with them I wonder where they have left them.

Minor unrest ella that's all!
My gaff-My rules!
Cleanliness and odours have never been an issue Sel and BTW unseemly behaviour is not frowned upon ....but encouraged and as for 'salted almonds'...it's simple...bring your own!

Need to relax in the herbal garden now.....

You see Pete........I told you that you'd be sorry that you bought me out!

Me and my 'bouncers' would have sorted all this aggro