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Pete Sun 12-May-13 02:04:34

The Bar will be open shortly.....Staff required...

All welcome....and YES.....iou's sill accepted.....to be settled at the end of the month.... grin

Pete Sun 07-Jul-13 21:55:24

Well done glam....good idea about leaving the car at home!!!

Your invoices have been sorted !!.....and taking into account the Brandy 'bill'.......you owe ME a meat pie and a sausage roll !! grin

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 21:53:17

Well Pete I will only stay if you get the good stuff out .

Ana Sun 07-Jul-13 21:51:42

grin You're all heart, Pete!

Take no notice, Nonu - he's a control freak...

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 21:51:09

Glam. it will be half a crown to speak to you next .

Keep pressing him about those bills though , you know what he is like , can be a scamp at times .

Pete Sun 07-Jul-13 21:48:46

Ok...*Nonu*.......you can stay ....for now!......

Signed...*Peyte*....

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 21:48:02

In my dreams .

Still don"t know what "do one " means .

|Must be some kind of bar speak !!

glammanana Sun 07-Jul-13 21:47:41

Good to see you back Pete propping up the bar again we must sit down and have a chat about those catering invoices at some time,I've trimmed them down as much as I can (cash in hand can be arranged)shush ?? walls have ears (or bars have ears)
Did you have forty winks after the tennis? well thats one loads of tennistennis we can said good-bye to for another year grin
All the freezers are fully stocked I'm having a day off to-morrow going over to Liverpool (leaving my little car at home) off to lunch with DD at a posh bar in Liverpool 1,so you could say I'm going up in the world even if it is only in the lift to the top floor.grin got woucher vouchers !!

Pete Sun 07-Jul-13 21:46:14

The Pimms has all gone now!!
Several laydees in the snug......sleeping off the... tennis tennis

Ana Sun 07-Jul-13 21:43:24

Nonu, have you been on the champers again? grin

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 21:39:19

"Do One " you"ve lost me there Peyte

Pete Sun 07-Jul-13 21:37:00

Nonu....feel free to 'do one'.......and take Frank with you.....this isn't the bar for him..... hmm

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 21:27:31

Lordy , Lordy Pete , you got your neck.
I have been worried sick about these gels alone in this bar , any Tom , Dick or Harry could would wander in and do who knows what .

You then show up at a very unearthly hour , I mean it is 9.30, what gives, and offer BEER , come on . i might have to move to the place across the road , and I would take some of them with me , they do enjoy a good time .

Ana Sun 07-Jul-13 21:19:44

I hope he's brought his own bowel...hmm

Ana Sun 07-Jul-13 21:18:32

Frank!! Have you brought Andie with you?

HUNTERF Sun 07-Jul-13 21:14:21

Pete

I knew somebody who was always straight off to the toilet when we went in to a pub and we thought he was never buying drinks.
When we spoke about it we found he was giving the money for a round of drinks to somebody else as he was diabetic.
He was not going to the bar to buy drinks but he was paying his way.

Frank

Pete Sun 07-Jul-13 21:07:29

Right.....Who's gettin the beer in.......

Don't all shout at once.....

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 20:59:52

I know I am on easy street with Pete as i have been away for a while .

Pete Sun 07-Jul-13 20:53:31

My Bar...My Rules........short memories some of you......

I've been too easy going with a few of you laydees.......and a couple of you are on ..very thin ice!!........

Lil...is outraged that there is talk of a take over .....with only 60 odd posts to go...... shock

Another pint for me!....nibbles my A**E!!

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 20:48:07

Thank you ANA , thing of it is GLAM presents her things so enticingly , how could he overlook them ?

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Ana Sun 07-Jul-13 20:39:27

But it was glamma who was complaining that he took no notice of her invoices...

Ana Sun 07-Jul-13 20:38:24

Yes, Pete should be able to read that, Nonu! grin

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 20:38:19

IS THAT THE WAY TO GO ANA , TELL ME I AM RIGHT !! wine shall we all have have some ?

Nonu Sun 07-Jul-13 20:36:05

I AM WATCHING MY STEP !!!!!!!

LOL

Ana Sun 07-Jul-13 19:59:48

And he can't read anything since he bought those dodgy specs from Poundland - he's too vain busy to go to Specsavers...

Type up your invoices in HUGE font if you want Pete to actually see them, glamma! grin

glammanana Sun 07-Jul-13 19:59:22

Ella46 packet of tooth picks behind the bar comes to mind ?

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