Banter Bar.

You did , toodle pip.

I blame them brandies, be careful no good for the weight. X

Hi-ya nonu seems like you followed me down the pub eh ? better class of banter down here lovie, still once I 've had this er 3rd Brandy I am most certainly off for some zzzzz's I think I said that before didn't I ?

I love inane banter, turns the world round.

By the way Pete you know them little blue pills you seem to take a lot of ,I am a bit worried the only thing they seem to give you is a stiff neck.

Hope I am not speaking out of turn

I thought I'd run in here as I may have overstayed my welcome on another thread got sidetracked talking to nonu about up and coming wedding and got carried away so I'm hiding for a bit can I have a Brandy its raining outside and I feel a bit cold and damp I must remember to stay away from that hammock or get an umbrella fitted over the top of it.
Bored with the stupid football nothing else on TV only Tennis I think ? Twice this week we have had football I thought it was finished and its only Spain & Italy for goodness sake.Another Brandy please then I'm off to finish my book if I can see straight. see ya soon

Never fear...Banter's here!

The grunting laydee seems to have fell over...done the splits and been knocked out... So the sound can be turned back up!

Some football on later....and it's too wet for hammocks...so that's me sorted.

There's nowt wrong with inane banter, it's all I do. One night I was asked if I performed monologues? and I had to confess: "no it's just the way I speak"

I think some would like it to be

Why, is it a punishable offence?

I think most of the 'inane banter' has gone 'underground' now on Gn.

Are we going to be beaten?

Don't worry yourself Ana......I blame the parents......

Don't blame you, Pete. There seems to be a dearth of banter these days - I blame the government...

Oh well...I'll just clean the hammocks and grab an early night..

Right glamma.......I'll give you a hand...to get yourself inside in front of the fire...too cold for the hammocks tonight....

It'll be a leg up and if you're not careful.........................

Blimey, glamma, what with your drunken hanging baskets and all that rain it's no wonder you fell of the old sheet hammock! I'm sure Pete will be along soon to give you a fireman's lift...

My hanging baskets are now all resurrected and in good hanging order now that they have been rescued from that cellar,though my geraniums look a wee bit limp I'm sure they will recover,I'll feed them some Red Biddy Ale and that should perk them up no end
There is rain again in my neck of the woods and so miserable so I'll stay here for a while and climb on the hammock, woops !! fell off again,never mind I'll just sit on the grass with my Brandy & ice and wait for a hand up from any passing stranger who will help a damsel in distress !!!

Well, that was a flippin waste of time!

Somehow I saw that coming....

'Red Biddy'.....is an old biddy that has been out in the sun....

Yes, Pete's bound to know...

I think we need some 'Red Biddy' in here, just to liven things up

Pete NO rude remarks about 'old biddies' either!!

Ana, now we should find out what it is!

HELLO - anybody here? bloomin' early nighters

Locking up....shaking head.........

Ella!

I bet glamma's got some along with her hanging baskets