Well, this wrinkly nearly rose up and socked the lad on the checkout at Aldi this morning. I know their ethos is to get everyone through as quickly as possible so no help with packing etc., etc., but I don't have a problem with that as I like to get a move on.
I had my head down, piling my shopping on to the conveyer belt when I realised he was calling to me, 'Hello?' rather condescendingly. I asked him what was wrong and apparently I was leaving gaps in between my items. Yes! That would be because every time the conveyer moves a bit.....there's a little gap. When it came to my turn I put my two bags for life into the trolley. They are wide and fit exactly so all I have to do is chuck stuff in. Oh dear, he did not like that one bit and explained to me VERRRRRRRRY SLOOOOOOOWLY and LOUDLY that shopping must be packed at the back of the store using the special shelf. I told him I was chucking, not packing and in any case, the YOUNG lady in front of me had taken her time packing her shopping very carefully without being nagged. 'Oh did she?' he said, 'I didn't notice'
I felt like saying, 'Could that be because you were too busy looking at her tits pretty cotton top? 