Banter Bar 2

S that rugby or cricket?

Will you be open at lunchtime todayPete ? As you did so well last night a glass of Cristal will go down a treat.

Well done on last nights win Pete bet the boss was relieved with that I'll leave a couple of meat & potato pies for lunch in the fridge so you can raise a glass or three.

Cheers Laydees......Pies and pints and the highlights on the telly!.........all three at once!.....multi-tasking is so easy..

Please someone pour me a glass of what Mr P refers to as "something restorative" , I think I deserve one.

Only one more sleep and my sock drawer will be overflowing again.....

Cheers everyone!

Merry Christmas Pete! (who knows, you might get some aftershave as well...)

Merry Xmas to Pete and all the lovely, witty ladies in Banters Bar who appreciate a good man. Pete isn't bad either .

Socks eh Pete. Are you sure they are not willy warmers?

Thanks to you all for allowing this old lady to stay silently in the corner, popping my head up every now and then. Oh well, back to my Bicardi, HIC

Merry Christmas Pete, hope you have a good one

As for all the socks from your family ............when they say "Put a sock in it Pete", they need to know that you've got some handy!

Have a very Merry ChristmasPete I'm sure all those socks will come in useful one day If you fancy some munchies to-night I have left sausage rolls & mince pies in the fridge for anyone who fancies a swift drink before the big day.
Did someone whisper in my ear The Reds where top of the league ?? just thought I would ask or did I get duff information.

Merry Christmas to all, and a special good wish for Pete , the best "mine host" that we could wish for!

Thank you Laydees!

Free drinks tonight.....Regulars only! As a treat for your 'loyal' custom during hard times....tonight in the snug there is a Santa Fireman .....go and tell him what you want and pay no attention to his helmet!

Cheers Pete - Mine's a triple port with a double whisky for a mixer, Oh and a packet of your finest cheese 'n' onions

I see you're first in the queue for the Santa Fireman, Goose!
Have a happy Christmas and a peaceful New Year

Hey Pete, just popped in on the way to bed to wish you all the best a very Merry Christmas.

Bring on all that lovely football and vodka martini's!

Can I opt for the martinis without the football?

Good racing on Boxing day though!

There's always one .........MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Cor Blimey! (hic) Oi must have -passed out- fallen, knocked meself out 'n' gorn to 'eaven, cos there were a young laddy
ere, in the bar, wearin a grin, an ose 'n' nowt else. E told (hic) me e were Banter's fireman (I fink that's wot e said) 'n' e were gonna save me from (hic) the burnin bar as I woz a fallen woman. It weren't the Sally Army man, selling War Cry, woz it?
I'm goin fer a fireman's lift now. Wake me up when the fire (hic) goes out

I think you might need a Rennies for that, Goose!

Goose I bet you have a poorly head after all that throwing about by our resident fireman mind you he does seem very professional when it comes to his lifting techniques doesn't he ??
Thinking we should arrange for a New Years party if anyone up for it (I think I know a few who are always willing) lets see what the boss thinks of the idea ?
pete did you watch the footie what a shame the Ref was from Manchester something fishy going on there me thinks might have been a wee bit of on his part,not that we are bad losers I have to add !! but there is plenty of time yet before end of season.

g,mornin all. Did someone mention a New Years Eve party? I'll bring the pigs in blankets (and a couple of packets of Rennies)

Goose there is also an invite to a rather posh party on the threads for NYs Eve but hey-ho we can always drop in here before & after ? sort of "last man standing test" I'll bring a load of munchies and bacon & eggs for breakfast how does that sound.?

glammanana will the banter fireman be there?

All booked specially for you Goose mind you he does want paying double time so I told him you can sort him out with payment

Hey! Don't think you're sneaking back in here when the posh do runs out of Babycham and Cherry B......the doors will be locked!

The fireman is on a final warning (after Boxing Night) but "Sailor Sid" said he would do a turn.....

First on Xmas Day glam ...fifth today.....in the words of Santa...Ho Ho HO!