A full pint will do... Fair ....drawn or pulled 
....as long as you don't forget the head....
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Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
I'm still here, Pete - time to visit Specsavers, perhaps?
(Might have been Lisa exiting sharpish...)
Lisa? Was it her job to pull pints for Pete?
Lisa didn't think it was her duty ...
....so a vacancy has appeared for someone.....no CVs required..
I could provide a couple of hand written recommendations. How about a try? I could start tomorrow.
Pete
Met your match me thinks.
Fairhair, you will make a brilliant 'pulling partner' for Pete. Watch him though he does have a few groupees.
Sounds like a plan......
Think I'll have a pint....things are looking up!....Fancy a quick one Fair before you go? 
Pete must be quite fit maybe I can bring in some male groupies of my own! In off to Bedfordshire! Nos da I chi gyd!
Pogs you're pint pot has become dusty ....
Nite Fair...... Yakky Dar as they say....
Pete
Yep, but I have been lurking behind the curtains in the snug. You know I know my place.
Actually a pint of Bicardi and coke with 4 ice will go down a treat at the moment. Hold the lemon I'm bitter enough. 
. Jealous, moi.
The ice cubes are nearly melted....and the coke is a little flat....the Bacardi is OK though!!
Try that ....and come out from behind the curtains...You're NOT the Wizard of OZ.....
iechyd da
Ditto Fair ........?
Yes....I think I'll take that pint now.
No! it was the East Pogs ..... Just tap your heels together,,,and repeat....I must get Pete a pint before the bar closes.....for good! 
Pogs nice to meet you. Is this the only pub around?
And now it's closing for good? 
I was back for a quick one...now it looks like Im out a job. I thought women were fickle Im better off in bed!
Don't be hasty Have another pint.....
I'll pull my own then...fancy one Pete ?
Can ducks swim.....
can cows moo? Not sure where that came from maybe I'm tired!
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