Banter Bar 2

Glam , Glam haven*t you heard the latest , he is thinking of selling up .
*LOna is doing her best to persuade otherwise !!

Be hard to sell if there were squatters in residence [wink

Maybe we can be classed as a more up market kind of squatter us being the most "genteel" of customers with only minor hiccups & aspertions

The big telly in the games room no longer has a picture.........or any insides by the look of it....

Cricket ...Football....all gone pear-shaped!

C'mon Rocket Ronnie!

Hi Pete. I sawed my way through the wood planks nailed up against the windows - are they for keeping the warmth in or the clientele out???

Shw mae,is this the only pub around? I'm new here and would kill a pint!

join the queue Fairhair Pete kills pints all the time

Is Pete the only man around here? No wonder he drinks so much!

There used to be another one - gramps - but he ran away with the barmaid and hasn't been heard of since....

Mind you, we do have the occasional 'Stripping Firemen' performance when Pete thinks the laydees need a bit of a treat!

Full Monty or do they keep their hats on?

…not sure if they keep their hats on - I'm too busy looking elsewhere

Oh, they all keep their helments on...

How long has a gal gotta wait before she's served in this joint?... 'PEEETE'

Calm down.....Pint for Goose .....in fact I'll give you one to keep you quiet..... ..pint that is...

Fairhair We do lock-ins now and again.......

Ooha Pete!! Calm down perleeze!! You will frighten the horses.

Your usual large one annsixty ?

Derby and Forest in a playoff at Wembley......that would frighten the horses

Are you suggesting I play Rugby?

Contact sports are Pete's favourites, Fairhair! Be careful out there...

I'm much too small to make a good lock!

I give up..... 29 posts and the bar shuts ....again!

Rugby (egg-chasers) is barred Fairhair so you are welcome....if you buy a round.!

Yes drinks all around..pint please unless there is more on offer? Not one for plonk!

Pint is it...... Help yourself.....and pull me one would you...

who told you I could draw pints?

Ana watch those steps.....be careful out there...