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Pete Mon 08-Jul-13 22:17:30

Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....grin

laidback Mon 15-Jul-13 22:11:27

Ahhhh.... A rubber ring n a snorkel...heaven. I'll have a frozen black russian pleeze pete grin

glammanana Mon 15-Jul-13 22:27:33

I've brought my li-lo and any funny scouser cracks about li-lo Lil will not be found amusing grin every bone in my body is acheing after my run yesterday,I've got bone's I didn't know existed still it will be worth it hmmI've given up on the tee-total thingy so can I have a large one please bar-person and lots of ice (the ice is for my feet) grin
Brought in a load of baking so the fridge & freezer is well stocked, done the boss a few meat & tata pies that will keep him happy for half an hour.
must get moving before I seize up completly.see you later.smile

Pete Mon 15-Jul-13 23:03:43

Glam.....running ??...the only thing you should be running is a bath..grin

Pete Mon 15-Jul-13 23:06:21

Sorry laidback....no black russians left....frozen or otherwise!! They all went when the laydees football was on earlier.....smile....

Pete Mon 15-Jul-13 23:08:56

...don't leave that snorkel in the pool....could cause a mischief..... shock

laidback Tue 16-Jul-13 00:00:17

Ok.I'll just practice my rowing for Rio. Backstroke is coming on... My bend it like Beckham....its nice. Is the hammock free? Pooped!! How was the pre season friendly??!

Pete Tue 16-Jul-13 00:10:30

Yes its free tonight......Well it was football...but not as we know it!

Hammocks are great...I fancy a swingers club...for people that like hammocks.....but it was frowned upon by 'certain' laydees from the snug!

laidback Tue 16-Jul-13 00:21:39

OoOh, I like a hammock Pete, is it breezy Tonite? My car keys r staying in my pocket and not that dish on the bar....whose r those keys Pete!? grin

Pete Tue 16-Jul-13 09:57:11

They're not car-keys laidback......more like tractor keys and shed keys.....they are mostly mine... as I like to get the best hammock. The key with the furry tennis ball belongs to a 'certain' laydee in the snug! grin

Anne58 Tue 16-Jul-13 13:03:34

Lager and lime, please Pete. It looks as if I may be getting some new keys soon!

Nonu Tue 16-Jul-13 17:43:41

Hello to you all , oh , there is no-one here . The front door is open , so where could they be I wonder?

Anyway no sweat, I have just come in from the Club , and feel like a million dollars , nothing like a workout to make one feel good..

Well there is nothing more to do than make myself a Mojito, there seem to be all the ingredients , they sure know how to run a good bar here !

I will settle up later if that is okay, as i don"t know what the price is ?

Pete Tue 16-Jul-13 17:53:41

Hello phoenix....pint of lager it is.

Sorry I've been busy in the garden......Brand new pool there now...steps to get out of it and a slide included!.....Paddling pool still available for non-swimmers and half-wits in wellies!

Just checked the 'key bowl' and the furry tennis ball one is from 1977....Ms V Wade!.... so I think you're best keeping hold of yours... (and your ha'penny) smile

It's taken 5 hours to fill by firemen on a training exercise.....just as well Ana n Ella were not around wink

Pete Tue 16-Jul-13 17:57:22

On the house Nonu......sorry but busy outside ....having to move the hammocks around and the plastic palm trees..........it's NOT all beer n skittles you know... hmm

Ana Tue 16-Jul-13 17:57:54

Pete!!! You could have told us sad

We could have practised our 'damsel in difficulties' routines....

Nonu Tue 16-Jul-13 18:06:36

Still itkeeps you out of mischief ,

You know what, this tastes even nicer as it is on the house .

You are a poppet !!!!!!!!

Pete Tue 16-Jul-13 18:16:27

They will be back next week ana....but keep it quiet.

Might nave to 'google' poppet....when I find some time...grin

Anne58 Tue 16-Jul-13 18:19:58

"Nave" ??????

Pete Tue 16-Jul-13 18:21:39

Wet fingers....slipped....shock

Nonu Tue 16-Jul-13 19:04:08

What ever the others say !!!!

Ella46 Tue 16-Jul-13 19:13:54

Ana, I was passing and spotted the fire-engine been stalking them for ages ........so I watched for a few minutes as they took their kit off! At least three hours, it was so hot

I had to ask them to dampen me down a couple of times but they didn't seem to mind....................

I was going to call you but my phone was charging! No way I was sharing Honest wink

Ana Tue 16-Jul-13 19:16:29

Hmm...of course I believe you, Ella! (mutter, mutter...)

laidback Tue 16-Jul-13 20:27:10

Is there a lifeguard for the pool?grin

Pete Tue 16-Jul-13 20:28:22

Ella ...we could have had another 6 inches in the pool if you would have stopped mithering the firemen....hmm

Pete Tue 16-Jul-13 20:30:25

Just grab my snorkel ..if you get in difficulties laidback.... smile

Ana Tue 16-Jul-13 20:38:55

Is that what you're calling it now, Pete? shock

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