*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

Celtic Me too if we get drunk enough I could join you is a chorus of "Oes Gafr Eto." or "Sospan Fach"

Salad CelticRose are you having a laugh? Away with the healthy stuff and help yourself to salted caramel ice cream, cunningly decorated with chopped up Curly wurlies.

Bump...bump...bump well I've made it but may have to keep popping back before OH notices the dummy I have left behind. The gaffer tape kept unrolling and I am half a bottle of wine ahead of you. Whilst I re-fix the broomstick will someone sort me a 'bloody Mary' please nicely. Its chilly here.

Blimey. That landing was a bit close. Whose that without the clothes on.

Is Duncan coming, if he is watch him for the fire.

I'm already here. Ariadne was patterning over Snowdonia when that aircraft buzzed her, but we all seem to be in one piece

Celtic there's Gary's special salad?

I have brought the ubiquitous nut roast, dips and chips and mixed salad. Enough for all.

That means on your body. I know I said dress optional, but

When If you are at the Great Orme you have over shot Snowdon. But get some lift as Snowdon is at least 2,000 ft higher. We want the prawn cocktails.

I've got some pheasant road kill.

Did I mention that I was vegetarian?

So. You have already started on the Voddies. That will mix well with the G&Ts I had earlier.

That was a bit ungainly glass. Here, have a drink and put your clothes back where they belong

Looking forward to see you. Fire basket lit and cauldron on. Eye of newt and tongue of frog in. (Means frogs won't keep me awake in mating season)
Who's next with ingredients?

Is flight control tower working? Can see loads of air traffic circling.

Seem to have just missed the top of the hill - that aeroplane put me off my stride. Just climbing up the last bit, pulling my hamper along. Mine's a large one, please - anything alcoholic will do.

Yes! There you are. Where's the food? Oh, thanks, Galen a pint of V&T will go down nicely. Cheers everyone!

I hope not, Nellie. I've been getting stuck into when's mushroom vol au vents and I must say she has a very light hand with the pastry

Will follow the fire. You did remember the matches... !

Quick Im coming in clear a runway ................................

Can somebody please pull me out from under this flippin' lawnmower? The Pimms is OK as I wrapped it in Prince George's trendy shawl which I nicked off the washing line as I passed over Bucklebury.

Noswaith dda, ffrinds annwyl! Hopefully, I have just said "good evening, dear friends". I hope I am in Wales near Snowdonia now. Or were you just saying that to lose me. Broomstick offer was buy two and get One'd free. But I found out too late that that it was a limited offer on the Wand and that I had to travel return to Wales via Alnwick so I thought I might check out the fracking whilst I was there. Satnav says nearly there.

Might be an idea to start the BBQ! 'Come on baby light my fire! Come on baby light my fire! Try to set the night on fire'

Well that's another 5 feet chopped off the Great Orme! Quick, land now before you do another circuit of Snowdonia!

Do we have to wait for others to come before we eat?