*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

Jab, not mad!

bet your all googling its gone very quiet! have you all run off.....get your hands off him!

Sorry! Never heard of him

Clooney, looney, clooney looney. The world is spinning around. Time for night nights methinks. Sad that the older I get the shorter the parties seem. Don't forget to tidy up and the last one off remember to switch off the lights.

Bugger! Does that mean I don't get a lift home? Where are you going to put him vegas?

the winner is ......................VEGASMAGS
now then if you want to save him for a rainy day....just let me know and I shall arrange his private helicopter to come and pick him up..he does look a bit fraught and gobsmacked by all the attention (hes not really used to it)

poor George..he doesn't know where to look...wish you would all learn to keep your clothes on! "come on George, I'lle escort you to your copter.. I may will be gone for some time just carry on where you left off

Don't you worry when I'm not one of those cheap tarts girls to get off with a bloke and dump her mates. I would like Mr Clooney delivered to my suite at the Palms hotel in Las Vegas on 4 September - no, make that 5th because of the jet lag - and I will engage him in a hand or two or poker hmm hmm. (This will also give me time to get my legs waxed and hair highlighted)

Well, I'm sorry folks, I must return my bed to my LONDON PENSIONLESS hovel!
I've enjoyed. Hope you all have!
Night all.

Well, I'm off - can't take the pace anymore. Thanks for a great night, don't leave any litter.

Want a lift?

No thanks I'll just put the broomstick on auto pilot

Night all!

what time did the party start.....knew I should have arrived before the liquior was poured...tut! hmm cant stand the pace these young ones

good night ...........

I'll be off as soon as I've got my lawn mower the right way up. I'm giving a couple of the lobster wearing soldiers a lift. They don't believe I've passed my flying test and they look a little nervous (as well they might)

I hope DH has remembered to shut the chickens up. He can't see a thing in the dark (or the day for that matter). I'll probably find him face down in the compost heap.

Red Sky at night? The Vodka's alright.
Red Sky in the morning....Thick head warning.

Night night everyone

Well done vegas he should have been mine but I won't push you off the magic carpet for it! Shall we make our way back? I feel rather sleepy after all the food and drink, or is that concussion from tumbling down from the summit when we arrived?

I think we will when - it's all been too much. Now what I should have done was to get George Clooney to ring my ex ....

I don't really like George......maybe I should have left him behind..lol
goodnight all time for my beauty sleep............

You can get him to phone from Las Vegas!

Now there's a thought when

Merlot
"Red sky at night,
Gazebo's alight
Red sky in the morning
It's spread to the awning"

Every time I have too many brownies and fall asleep,but hey-ho a good time had by all,just got to navigate over this stupid Bridge I really shouldn't be going this way should I ? if I reach Runcorn bridge I've gone way past my house again I can see flashing lights below I'll drop in there and ask the way !! Woow !! its my friendly Policeman PC 007,no I do not need a private escort home thank you I am quite incaperable of getting there myself,just give me a push please (begging with her sweetest smile) well at least I didn't crash into him this time.Ah well landed safely no one seems to have noticed I've been out for the night that good isn't it.?

So sorry to have missed what sounds to have been a brill party but me thinks it is just as well I didn't turn up with the crate of Baijiu otherwise none of you would have made it back home. I'm back home in a week so count me in for the next one. Happy headaches to you all.

Oh my head!