*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

Bedroom tax! Bedroom tax!.......

Of course, but if fall asleep you may end up at chez moi! (Just don't tell anyone I have 4bedrooms)

Who's your passenger, bikergran?

Well, the drink went west, so work it out for yourself!

Any more champagne and brownies - I do feel peculiar - think I
need to lie down - hey Galen can I use your bed

Screeeeeeeeech!!!!! swerve.......skid............anyone smell burning rubber?? ..soz I'm late........but thought I would pack up with more supplies as I thought you greedy lot may have drunk and eaten up by now!...

can some one help me unload..--now don't all rush at once--

" carefull "Eric" is folded up in my top box (had to deflate him as I had a passenger to pick up

when

Which do you value most When?

Sorry, glass I was trying to sit down and balance my drink and this young man at the same time

Perlease!

Oh yes

if we have prawn cocktail we have to have black forest gateua cake with cherry liqueur on it.

Turn the torches out shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, whos sat on my leg

LizG - for a minute there I thought you were talking about those handsome young men. Or are you?

The one on the side is mine. Give me the sqirty cream

Ohh talking of prawns did some one say prawn cocktail, and has anyone got any Veneneta .

Is that a police helicopter? Quick hide the brownies

There's still some brownies left, too. Let them explain that one to the CO!!!

Orrrrrrrrrr right prawns

Why don't we try a different approach this time? Let's invite them to join us, stuff 'em with food and drink, and leave them to do the explaining in the morning! That young man stepping out of the helicopter looks a friendly sort! Young man! Young man! Here, have some of our roadkill burgers. Delicious!

Those red caps on the nice young soldiers look suspiciously like escaped lobsters to me.

Dont' egg me on perleeease Nellie I only have my dignity left - sod it, just thrown up on my shoes

Try a soldier for a change Galen

They have come to rescue us! I think!

We ALWAYS. Have firemen.! And the occasional policeman with cold hands?