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Some people just won't listen!

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Greatnan Sat 17-Aug-13 14:09:55

I was setting out on a long walk this morning, when I noticed a couple looing puzzled, so I asked if I could help them. They wanted to take a circular walk so I showed them my map and told them how steep the path was and roughly how long it usually takes me (about three hours).
The man took the map, turned it round and round and clearly did not have a clue how to read it. I said I would walk with them, but they were much younger than me and I like to walk at my own pace, so I put them on the right track. After about an hour, I came to a fork in the path and the couple were waiting for me. I showed them the way to go, but they looked uncertain and decided to go the other way even though I tried to show them the correct route on my map. I bade them good day and continued on the correct path, stopping for a picnic. The route they had chosen would have taken them several miles in the wrong direction. When I got back to my car, there was no sign of them at their car - perhaps they are still wandering in the forest.

GadaboutGran Wed 04-Sept-13 09:37:39

JessM - you are mistaken, according to a local Town Council officer north is uphill!!! And she wasn't the only one to think that.

annodomini Wed 04-Sept-13 09:47:29

I have a good sense of direction but when I visit New Zealand I am completely disoriented.The sun is in the wrong place!

j08 Wed 04-Sept-13 11:49:08

I can read a map beautifully, when it's on a table in front of me. It's the actual roads that mess things up.

Thank God for Sat navs!

thatbags Wed 04-Sept-13 11:58:48

Course it is, gadabout! When we used to travel down to Oxford we always thought of south as all downhill after Tebay service station wink

thatbags Wed 04-Sept-13 11:59:14

as in more crowded, fewer hills... etc

Greatnan Wed 04-Sept-13 17:58:37

I have just travelled from my home in the Alps to visit a friend in Charente, near Limoges. I copied the route from viaMichelin, but thought it seemed rather circuitous, but when I actually used it realised they had planned it so well that I hardly touched a single town or village, in 650 kms. It took me 7 hours of driving and another one for coffee and comfort stops. I may map read my own way back on Saturday, as I will have all day and I like seeing new villages and towns

Penstemmon Wed 04-Sept-13 18:25:54

So was that motorway all the way!

Nonu Wed 04-Sept-13 18:33:10

Helooo G/Nan, wondered where you had been ?
xxxx

Ariadne Wed 04-Sept-13 19:06:50

Sounds superb, Greatnan! Hope you have a good journey back, and also some good times before them. Amuse- toi bien.

Greatnan Thu 05-Sept-13 13:14:25

Not quite motorway the whole way,but a major A road without a single holdup. I went via Bourges on Bresse (great ravines crossed by towering viaducts), Lyon, Villefrance, Macon, Moulins, Montlucon, Gueret and Limoges. Yesterday I went to Anglouleme and today I am going to the the Lac de St. Pardoux. It has remained very hot all week.

ginny Thu 05-Sept-13 16:37:46

I love just looking at maps and can follow one, but, I do turn it to the way we are travelling.
We have gps. in the car and yes, it is great for getting from A to B. However when I am on holiday I like to have a proper map to pore over and decide where looks nice to visit. I know you can get an overview with a 'navvie' but you cant see the whole area at once.

ginny Thu 05-Sept-13 16:44:12

By the way, Nonu may be joking, but, I know a number of women who won't drive at night. Won't drive on Motorways and are totally amazed if they discover that I (a woman) have driven myself more that 50 miles or so. Mind you they are the same women who won't sit in a café on their own and would certainly never consider just pootling about on their own for a day out.

Nonu Thu 05-Sept-13 17:19:21

Ginny glad you picked up , However it doesn't bother me one jot to drive at night , same as it does not bother me one jot to share the driving of 6,000 miles round the USof A.
It also does not bother me to drive through the centre of Chicago , L.A., Dallas or any other big conurbation you care to mention.
I just do not map read , simple as a pimple !!

smile

Ana Thu 05-Sept-13 17:37:20

I can't read maps either.

If I ever have to drive to an unfamiliar part of the UK on my own, DH very kindly draws me a simple route map - it gives him an excuse to use the GC's felt-tip pens and feel helpful into the bargan! grin

He does it for other members of the family too - even if they neither want nor need them...

Nonu Thu 05-Sept-13 17:45:13

Ana smile & wink

Lona Thu 05-Sept-13 19:19:56

Ana there's an idea for a C*******s present then grin

Galen Thu 05-Sept-13 19:25:09

Sat navs don't give you the contour details that os maps do, nor tell you that there is the site of a roman villa round the corner. They also don't tell you if the church round the next bend has a spire or a tower.
If the next church has a tower and os map says it has a spire, you're on the wrong road!

feetlebaum Thu 05-Sept-13 19:36:32

That isn't what the sat-nav is for! It's for navigation, point to point.

Galen Thu 05-Sept-13 19:41:08

Boring!

LizG Fri 06-Sept-13 00:03:58

And you can't argue with a map because it doesn't speak but you can with a sat nav.

Jendurham Fri 06-Sept-13 00:18:27

Can't all teachers/ex-teachers read upside down just as easily as the right way?

Iam64 Fri 06-Sept-13 08:53:36

I can read maps enough to plan journeys, and negotiate my way around unknown towns. Home visits to new areas, in the dark winter afternoons and early evenings could be difficult. I needed a torch, and sometimes a magnifying glass to see the tiny streets in the city A - Z. The arrival of satnavs made these visits so much easier, and I'm now a satnav addict. My husband is not, he loves maps with a passion. Like Galen, he loves the contours and the sights of historical interest shown on maps. If I'm navigating, he'll often ask what's that mountain/river etc and I'm rarely quick enough to locate and identify before we've sped past. He is convinced that when the satellites all drop out of the sky, or break down, non map readers will be unable to find their way to anywhere.

annodomini Fri 06-Sept-13 09:17:40

My sons made me buy a sat nav so that I would have warning about the location of speed cameras - I had an unfortunate experience four years ago.blush However, it now seems to be unable to locate a satellite, never mind a camera so it's back to the maps which I can memorise pretty well and I'm a bit more careful about my speed.

Bez Fri 06-Sept-13 09:52:17

Maybe the maps need updating anno or you may need a chip in the thing changed - that happened to us.

Iam64 Fri 06-Sept-13 09:58:44

anno , bez may well be right about your satnav maps needing updating. Mine stopped working in the middle of the trough of bowland, I'd not really been paying attention to where I was driving, just followed instructions whilst listening to radio 4 news. It took me a while to find a garage to buy a map, as foolishly I'd left home without one. When I took the satnav back to Curry's they explained I needed to attach it to my lap top and down load the new maps (free). As soon as I'd done this, it magically located a satellite and still reminds me where the speed camera's are.