Apart from Bullingdon toerags

I don't know – hazing is sometimes pretty gruesome at some American universities and there are also some fairly hellish stories that come out of the armed services.

Jolly good instruction I'd say. Read, note and inwardly digest.

I went "further and enjoyed How To Sober Up -"douse your privy parts in vinegar"(!!) ) and "How to change a nappy" - apparently only 3 or 4 times a day - well, they didn't have pampers

I had high hopes for the 'how to sing' link but alas it assumed tunefulness!