Apart from Bullingdon toerags

I had high hopes for the 'how to sing' link but alas it assumed tunefulness!

I went "further and enjoyed How To Sober Up -"douse your privy parts in vinegar"(!!) ) and "How to change a nappy" - apparently only 3 or 4 times a day - well, they didn't have pampers

Jolly good instruction I'd say. Read, note and inwardly digest.

I don't know – hazing is sometimes pretty gruesome at some American universities and there are also some fairly hellish stories that come out of the armed services.