Victoria Beckham's Cloud Dress

Iam64, Harper is a lovely looking baby and she might have Posh's pout, but does Posh have Harper's gorgeous sausage legs? I think not, and if her legs were ever to look that well covered, the edame bean quota would have to drastically be reduced!

www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/lego-dress-shoes-displayed-ahead-2269568

At east I could keep the DGC amused in this!

I loved that Bananas, it really made me laugh - but I do feel for VB as it often seems she can do no right and is such a target.
She's worked wonders with Harper 7 - exactly the same pout, frown and frocks.

Well, at least it appears to have pockets - that will be useful.

"couture" - it looks like something made in a school sewing class.

"complicated design process" - it is just a large blob

"easy to wear" - so is a bell tent.

"silk cloque" - looks more like cheap and nasty manmade fabric, and what a hideous colour.

"that beautiful shape around the drop waist" - its a maternity dress, is she pregnant again?

bananas

It's a mere £850 - a bargain!

you're all heart you are!

aaaaaw giver her a break she's just a regular hard working mom! She didn't have time to get the hem right on her homemade looking frock cos she's been too busy ironing David's shirts, there are about 10,000 of them! That's why she only gets time to eat 17 edame beans a day! It's a damn tough life and don't let us forget she has on going problems with her bunions, it's quite understandable she's stony faced most of the time.

minky

A dress that fits is so last season dahling!

It doesn't even start to fit!

Looks like a grey panty liner crossed with an eiderdown. And somehow (and din't ask me how) makes her legs look butch and hairy. Yes - I know they are skinny flawless things in reality. Jealous? Me?

I don't know how much it costs but it doesn't even have a lining

I'm wondering how many Boy Scouts she is sheltering in her bell tent?

I normally love Victoria's designs, but I can't imagine what she was on when she thought this one up. Not helped by the clumpy black shoes that do no one's legs any favours.

The material looks absorbent - could be useful!

Something from the back of her mum's wardrobe that has long been forgotten.

She looks like a little girl wearing something from her mum's wardrobe.

That frock is the funniest thnig I've seen today! What moron thought that was a good idea?

Vile.

It looks OK in the first shot of VB but when you see it side on or from the back it just looks like she's got my dressing gown on..not a good look! It frightens the horses!

tall and skinny just get away with not looking like a sack of spuds but size 10 + or anyone with proper boobs would look awful!

I love drop waist dresses but not like that!!

I used to have a dressing gown made from material that looked just like that

Wearing that I would look like a Beluga whale!