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My MIL used to fart on each step as she came downstairs in the morning. Unfortunately, she was always the first to come downstairs......!

A chap I worked with tried to disguise his farts by rattling two coffee cups together on his way to the kitchen.

Unfortunately he had no sense of rhythm.

Oh Marelli just read your post as I was about to tell of my own mother, in very great old age, who would walk along the corridor to the kitchen, farting in a gentle ladylike manner as she took each step, reducing my 3 girls to hysterics. They still remind me from time to time of Granny's farts

How genetics works

https://twitter.com/gusfinn/status/382524837475782656

The last one is about ice-cream

We don't. We really don't.