This thread could be fun. Hopefully. I can start with the tale of my year old son - sitting on my lap on a bus, he leaned forward and slowly pulled the wig from the poor lady in front of us! The same child when 2.1/2 lifted up a lady's skirt who was bending down looking at socks in Mothercare and announced -'Lady has big bottom mummy' - red faces and apologies all round. I am sure I can come up with a few more. I was really embarrassed when, after going to check my children before bed noticed that my toddler was lying asleep in his cot covered in large spots. Being a fairly young mum I didn't disturb him but called the doctor - he came out and picked my little boy up and to my horror the spots started falling off - my DS1 (the above mentioned child) has covered him in plasticine spots. Luckily our village doctor saw ;the funny side.
that is all so funny