All Hallows' eve

On Hallows eve the grannies meet
Tall, short, fat or sleek
They weave their magic
Round the fire,
Beware all you
Who raise their ire
They are there to have their fun
Waccy baccy, mushrooms too
Vodka jellies, tots of rum!
Beware the cat dog of renown
He'll steal the food you've left around
Then to the grannies he will run
To get his fiery backside dressed by the firstaider!

Who did Duncan belong to anyway?

Or was it Donald?

What is it about Halloween tht makes. E confused?

Brilliant Galen ! Not sure I could even come close!

Not bad I thought for off the cuff?

Donald belonged to Neliie didnt he?

Brilliant galen especiallyoff the cuff. No baby yet?

NHS say wed. Dd says Friday. I say Monday week.
Any other bets?

Saturday!

Just seen this DUNCAN belongs to me and I am not best pleased with him at the moment so perhaps I will sacrifice him on the barbecue next time.

whitewave, did anyone say anything about hot dogs?

You can have him anyway you want - he has totally trashed the garden pond all the plants broken and mush and I am left with a muddy puddle. If someone would provide me with a sausage machine I will do the honours!

Poor doggy!

Huh! poor doggy my a....s he is as we speak out on the downs enjoying a run around with his mates without a care in the world, whilst I am surveying my puddle with gloom. The frogs have all popped up for a bit of air and respite.

oh dear!!

Just an update - ass is on the flat of his back with legs in the air on the sofa after dinner, whilst DH and I have been discussing whether to fill in the pond and just have a small water feature.

Fill it in with the dog.