Vaginal Knitting!!! ??

I hope her OH uses a condom

Or, he could join in and catch any slipped stitches.

Her OH might say" um...dear I think you forgot something!"

Oh ok Mishap..it is Christmas. ''Not tonight dear I have to finish this knitting for Gransnet..''

OOH - wouldn't want it anywhere near my table!!!

Just had a peek at the video (didn't watch it before I only read the script)
It shows menstrual blood mixed in with the knitting. She says she has to 'tug' at it more due to it being 'wet'

Surely she should get out more.

My ginger square may need a bit of colour coordination

MiceElf - that reminds me of when my DD was doing a degree in Art History. The pretentiousness of some of the books she had to read was mind-boggling. Sometimes she would present us with a page to read and the entire family would put their brains together and come to the conclusion that the page said nothing at all. Emperor's new clothes and all that.

I feel that we all ought be treated to a photo of when's crochet item.

In fact, all Gnetters could produce a square each and we might be able to make a scarf for Santa.

Is it going to be a table mat when, or a doormat?

May we see a photo of your finished creation when

She will probably be able to use those 400grm Aran balls

whenim

when

Think the thesaurus has disappeared *MiceElf

Excellent merlotgran

Aw When, you've just made me choke on my biscuit . But got me thinking back to the 'knit wit', after a few children, will she be able to move on to contrasting colours using 2 balls?

Yes, MiceElf well I would have said that but I was busy crocheting what's left of my pubic hair!

But it's a new synthesis I wish I hadn't witnessed MiceElf

That is so true , what a load of twat !
hmmm

Only one comment Micelf: B.ll..ks!!

Wot?

Thanks for that MiceElf, I had to wipe my keyboard as I'd just taken a mouthful of tea when I started to read your comment.

I was thinking the same thing myself MiceElf

My thoughts entirely, MiceElf - but so eloquently put!