Had to smile. My DGS having watched Santa fly over our house earlier ( some say it was a satellite but we know better ).
He left the follow letter out with the drink and mince pie.
Dear Santa,
How do you go to the toilet when you are delivering all the presents? I saw you and your sleigh earlier and wondered. Merry Christmas. Love Exxxx.
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Well, of course if Father Christmas is trying to go down a chimney and the wood or coal is still burning, he has to put the fire out otherwise he'd get burnt.
And that is necessary of course due to the amount of drinks left at each house 
Drat! I forgot to look for the sleigh satellite
I'm sure phoenix is right 
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