Virtual New Year's Eve party

As I have not yet changed out of my frogman suit, I shall go behind the screen, this could take a while.

Ooops! sorry, Galen that cooler bag catapulted off my leg and landed in the kennels. It might still be there, if the dogs will let me back in. I'll go and have a look when I've got my bearings.

Where are all the Ghillies, to do a reel with, they are light footed I hear

Psst! Over here, behind the big curtain to your left. We've been told to look out for gatecrashers. I just hope you didn't bring any attention to yourselves crashing in here on that huge broomstick! I'd love a drink anyone? please! Sorry I can't hang around as I'm on official business. I've got a babysitting stint for the evening. A little baby boy in a frilly dress, he's very sweet. I mentioned Gransnet and the family thought I must be very sensible.
Better go. Look out for the celebs hanging around. Roger Moore is in the kitchen helping himself to the mince pies. I'd keep your cashmere vests on the whole place is only being kept warm with a 2 bar electric heater which looks as though it should be on Flog It.
Happy New Year!

Right, ladeeeeezzzz!!! Two dozen vodka jellies and did I have to fight for them! Just blow the dog hairs off - you won't notice after the first one. I just tried two! blimey, glamma what did you put in them?

Wow! Charlotte! Can we put pictures on any thread now!

Red alert!!! Red alert.. theres a Policeman coming up the drive!! looks like he's carrying a "Truncheon" and some handcuffs.....it's ok you lot carry on Ill'e distract him I shall ply him with lots of and more I make be gone for some time ! " Don't wait up

Its freezing here there is not a heater in sight I'll have to wrap that blanket around to keep warm, all us Grans and one little electric fire ? must remind her maj.to claim her heating allowance.
Anyone for a takeaway just found a few menu's for Indian & Domino's(must be from when Harry is in residence) we could order in and charge it to the Estate

wasn't a truncheon was a salami sausage for the food table..silly me

Yes Charlotte the jellies are made from a old family recipe, (at least a year old) 1pint of Vodka to 2 rowntree jellies, then made into little hearts, please help your self

Great idea!
But are you sure they can't trace it to us?

Have the Red Hot Chili Pipers arrived yet? We could get a warmup.
Actually I'm tempted to start that barbecue right here to warm this room up!

Not bothered about Roger Moore, how about Patrick Stuart....

Somebody just fell down those stairs and in the door! I knew there was someone up there....

Who are you? come to join us?

I hope it's not that Policeman I crashed into after the last party I went to,he did warn me next time he saw me there was every chance I would not be going straight home but via the Bridwell Give him loads of biker and he may sleep through till morning with a bit of luck.

They're very welcome [tchmile] , as long as they keep those dratted corgis away

Watch out there's a Stag about who doesn't know the rutting season is over!!

Aaaatiiishoooo! Bless me! (picture the scene as I roll out of the door mid sneeze) It was a long trip and the time machine is rusty. What has The Doctor been doing with it? The sonic screwdriver has gone missing.

Seem to have picked up a cold from my granddaughter so won't be staying long. Just want to wish you lovely peeps a very Happy party. Please could someone lead me to the hooch? For medicinal purposes only of course. Have a super time

Looks like a Freezing Cold Chili Piper to me. Where's the rest of them?

I thought Andie was at Sandringham?

Punch, anyone????? Great recipe, two bottles of Gordons gin diluted with a bottle of white rum and a cupful of orange juice! One of your five a day! Help yourselves!

Oh, no, It's LizG - hi there, get some of this in you, best thing for colds.

I am so glad you diluted it When I don't like strong drink it make me go funny