Pete's Sports Bar.

I've been delicate for the last twenty years...4 cubes you say Pogs

careful of the snooker table lona with those heels !

Anna.

Pete. 20 years! Now you are telling porkies again.

Thought City were going to dominate football?....happy.days!

Doubles all round..

Porkies Pogs ...!! never!

Night night Pete. X

Just wandered in here, what a mess it is this morning! You haven't cleaned up the bar yet Pete! Just a coffee and a well buttered scone please as I have a busy day ahead. Who left all these racing newspapers lying around [Tegan?]Why are the darts all on the floor, and what on earth is that shiny pole doing in the bar?

rosesarered I was thinking just how tidy the place is looking today
(PETE? Pint of sherry please). I 'spect the pole's the remains from the famous Fireman Incident

rose ....as much as I like you.... the name BAR means most people order a pint of Beer/Lager/Cider/Gin /Vodka and Sherry for Bo ...so not much call for coffee........Scones are available when glam has called in.

The pole does need a spruce up......no further comments from this side of the bar....

Pete It was the firemen! They just wouldn't leave the pole alone! You should've seen the things they were getting up to
I blame that Ana, she's wild when she starts on the blob.

Anyway, I was minding my own business in the corner with the fire chief and I saw everything!!

'Starts on the blob'??? It's been a few years, Lona!
(I know I look incredibly young, but...)

Ana !

I won't be able to watch the first day of Cheltenham tomorrow because I will be doing a good deed

Don't play the 'innocent' card Ana................

Still , Lona. Now, if you'd said 'when she starts on the razzle' or even 'on the booze'....anyway, you've got room to talk. That fire chief was only supposed to be checking the fire extinguishers and you bamboozled him with the soda syphon!

('On the blob' is what they used to say about the drinkers in Yates Wine Lodge.) No offence intended!

I'm good at bamboozling....I think

The fire chief thought so too, Lona. Or so he told me when he'd regained the power of speech...

(No offence taken - I've never heard that expression as regards drinking, and I remember Yates Wine Lodge in Manchester very well, especially the sawdust on the floor!)

My first arrest was a drunk who came out of Yates in M/cr and then put the window in!
When I went to court I had to repeat what he'd slurred to me.....the F word. Horror!

I was such an innocent then!
Of course, I still am

Wasn't a blob an actual drink in Yates Wine Lodge? In the deep recess of my mind I seem to recall warm? sweet Australian wine.Or have I lost it all together?

Yes, it was ann, you're not losing anything unless you stay late for a drink with Pete!

It obviously won't do then in pete's with the sophisticated palates of his regulars.

No coffee or scones? What kind of a place is this?! oh yes, I forgot it's a sports bar in town. I'm too used to Cotswolds pubs aren't I? [adjusts Hermes silk scarf, buttons up waxed jacket, puts leash on the black Labrador, and walks out, sniffing disdainfully.]

Pint of the usual please!

roses Pete does have hooks for our whippets, will that be ok?

Blobs are always available! With or without sugar.....

Well, got back in time to watch some of Cheltenham, some and some

rosesarered I am assuming that you had your "Chelsea tractor" at the door as I doubt if you could cope, living around that area without one. The dog will be well used to travelling in it.

I'm still waiting Pete! I know an Englishman takes his time! But!