Just locking up.....Open as usual tomorrow...
Better un than yower yow ould besom!
Phew, I understood that all right!
Lim goin to me pit now!
Pete..................................................................................come back,all is forgiven!
Galen. Now you listen to me, you….you country bumpkin. Where I come from we were brought up to speak proper Queens English. David C (nice young man) and I frequently discuss this, sometimes with Rebecca (if she's not washing her hair or dirty linen) along with a few of the country's other little problems, over a few afternoon cocktails
(NOT the sort hanging from the end of a chicken's bottom, Galen) in our local Chippie Naughtie (as we locals are wont to refer to the dear Hamlet) hostelry.
My dear young lady. At the convent I attended we were all given elocution and deportment lessons. At the Friary school, we were taught how to get out of a car and how to locate and sit on your chair at an interview .
Then, at university, we all learned what a load of crap that all was!
Oh, I don't know, Galen. The one about getting out of a car when wearing a miniskirt must have saved many a blush in the 60s!
Just delivering a new batch of scones for the customers who where complaining we had none on the menu sorry about that but the meat & potato pies had to be done first because they are needed for half time at footie,the boss must have his pies don't you know
I'll just have a nice cold shandy this afternoon as I am really fancying a cool drink after clearing up in the beer garden,the hammock had a big hole in it and has now been patched up,sorry about the colour but I only had bright pink !! Some "butties" in the cooler cheese & pickle or corned beef & tomato,bet you don't get them in The Colswolds brown sauce available on request !!
Thought you might have known some posh chaps with sports cars, Galen! 
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