*VIRTUAL BURNS NIGHT PARTY*

Goose - air ye dancin?

Whit traffic? Didnae see any traffic!

YOOHOO! Alie - how did you find the traffic coming through Oxford? (don't try to hide - I saw you dodging behind that column thingy)

Thatsh a Klingon fing, definitley.

Oi fink it should be a Klingon fling!
Someone grab a couple of those claymores off the wall and we'll be 'aving a sword dance! Come on folks!

Fling, dammit. My typing gets more ad more dyslexic.

When I have finished this bottle, can I dance a Highland Kling?

…mine's a pint of Glen Morangie please...

I'm not sure, but it's a strange way to walk a corgi?

Galen I have tied the tea towel into a rather fetching turban, a la 50's style. I am also sporting my wrap around pinafore with the highland cattle picture on the front. All finished off with my red Doc McMartin boots - Is that a corgi or a sporran Rod's got there?

Corgis are welsh. Smell nothing like haggis scots you know.

Someone needs to let the corgis out. I thought it was the haggis I could smell.

Nothing but the top for us!
Rod what are you doing with that corgi?
Down boy, no! Not you dog!

Hey, that was NOT a soft landing. Ouch. I have a bruised um. No, bum.
I need some anaesthetic - Laphroig for preference!
OOH, thanks Galen.
..............Are we in that top room?

My pc is playing up something rotten tonight.

I'm just shoving a bottle of malt up my kilt in case I disappear!!

Whisky jellies to the right vodka to the left (of course) wel'll keep the red flag flying high?

Goose I hope that's not all you're wearing?
Whisky here folks, choice of laphroig or glen morangie here!

Last minute change of plans means I can fly up to celebrate tonight. Bit of a rush and couldn't find a kilt but have dug up an old tartan tea towel that at I got last time I was in Glasgow, it's got a rather fetching picture of a piece of thistle and scotty dog on it, hope it'll pass muster?

Phew! That was a rough ride.

"Good Evening, Your Maj *Galen. I love your tiara (curtseys)

May I partake of a blooming great G&T small sherry?

When do we start drinking the whisky?

Slainte!

Quite! And it is laphroig I'm imbibing!

Of course it could be a Scots thing 'ar ye no macking ma dinner woman?'

Very good Galen

Galen think you have been hitting the bottle already?Macking?

Rod I presume you're a Dunlop then?
They've been macking tyres for years!