*VIRTUAL BURNS NIGHT PARTY*

Hello Roderick is here in his McIntyre kilt

Wait for me…….

I'm on my way, Galen. When DH found out I was firing up the broomstick to go north of the border he insisted on hooking up the trailer because he's ordered two sacks of Scotland's finest seed potatoes. This will (he says) save on delivery costs.

Could have been worse.

#aberdeenangus

Rod I presume you're a Dunlop then?
They've been macking tyres for years!

Galen think you have been hitting the bottle already?Macking?

Very good Galen

Of course it could be a Scots thing 'ar ye no macking ma dinner woman?'

Quite! And it is laphroig I'm imbibing!

Slainte!

When do we start drinking the whisky?

Phew! That was a rough ride.

"Good Evening, Your Maj *Galen. I love your tiara (curtseys)

May I partake of a blooming great G&T small sherry?

Last minute change of plans means I can fly up to celebrate tonight. Bit of a rush and couldn't find a kilt but have dug up an old tartan tea towel that at I got last time I was in Glasgow, it's got a rather fetching picture of a piece of thistle and scotty dog on it, hope it'll pass muster?

Goose I hope that's not all you're wearing?
Whisky here folks, choice of laphroig or glen morangie here!

Whisky jellies to the right vodka to the left (of course) wel'll keep the red flag flying high?

My pc is playing up something rotten tonight.

I'm just shoving a bottle of malt up my kilt in case I disappear!!

Hey, that was NOT a soft landing. Ouch. I have a bruised um. No, bum.
I need some anaesthetic - Laphroig for preference!
OOH, thanks Galen.
..............Are we in that top room?

Nothing but the top for us!
Rod what are you doing with that corgi?
Down boy, no! Not you dog!

Someone needs to let the corgis out. I thought it was the haggis I could smell.

Corgis are welsh. Smell nothing like haggis scots you know.

Galen I have tied the tea towel into a rather fetching turban, a la 50's style. I am also sporting my wrap around pinafore with the highland cattle picture on the front. All finished off with my red Doc McMartin boots - Is that a corgi or a sporran Rod's got there?

I'm not sure, but it's a strange way to walk a corgi?

…mine's a pint of Glen Morangie please...

When I have finished this bottle, can I dance a Highland Kling?

Fling, dammit. My typing gets more ad more dyslexic.

Oi fink it should be a Klingon fling!
Someone grab a couple of those claymores off the wall and we'll be 'aving a sword dance! Come on folks!