I am absolutely disgusted...

? aprtons?

Haven't seen a leather shop. There is a shoe mender with some other stuff on Camden Road, but I didn't check there. I will look in February on my next visit! Despite its reputation I find it a very pleasant town to have as my English retreat and not in the least bit stuffy or disgusted!

No Tatoos
No Comb overs and some more.

Also, I don't like men in aprons, leather included, no matter how fit they are.

or beards!

I had to google Captain Pickard
Agree with your list roses, big turn off some of them.

Honestly jings anyone would think you've never drooled over fit young men.............................Merlin/Colin comes to mind

I'll just stick with the leather pants and doublets on the Musketeers fit young bodies. [yum]

Umm Musketeers would slap their thighs anyday

And I am equally disgusted that you said less contributions instead of * fewer* !

Yes, Soutra, quite right. I might have beaten you to it with a comment about the use of 'less' and 'fewer' but when I read the dreadful word I was completely overcome with a fit of the vapours and I have only just recovered.

Now I shall sit in a darkened room and consider the relative merits of attractive men and household chores.

I was too shocked to comment as well. I sat in Pedants' Corner for a good hour before I could face the outside world again...

Leave off!

Point of clarification please. Are the fit young men doing the housework wearing only aprons?

I wondered that Absent.

The butlers my DD hired for her hen party, only wore an apron

I forgot, they did have a tie and cuffs on

Little minx!

Talking about fit young men have you noticed that today's fit young men are generally hairless. I have it on good authority that they are often hairless all over including their nether regions. What's that all about? I don't like too much hair but fit young men should have a bit of course hair to run ones fingers through surely. Given the option (unlikely) between body hair or a tattoo I'd have the body hair. Oh to be young again oh the wonderful memories.

Stop it now!!

I'm rendered speechless with shock yet again!
(Bet it's painful having their nether regions waxed! [grin)]

Got my brackets mixed up - not surprised....

Well if they (the fit young men in aprons) are willing to go through the pain of waxing their bits who am I to object

absent you have to do something to make housework interesting

A hard working butler, can be hired via "male order", Not wanting to lead anyone astray, they are butlers in the buff

I got that the wrong way round, they are called, butlers in the buff, not male order

Oh!
I gather we are talking about the younger members of the freemasonry lodges?