I did n't write this one but it's too good to not put up:
There was a young student from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
Should women have equal pay and opportunities?
France imposing a fine for no-shows at GP surgeries.
Baby Reindeer - anyone watched it?
Nicola Sturgeon’s husband Peter Murrell re-arrested over SNP finances.
To think that London, or anywhere else for that matter, does not belong to any one demographic