An alphabetical poem/story

Vociferous orders reached the ears of Sir G and he went ambling off in search of the fruit - Duffy waited

Ugli fruit might be a good option. At this point Duffy remembered the old wise saying 'dogs have masters and cats have servants' so why not send Sir G off hunting for said fruit whilst Duffy put his paws up and had a siesta.

Usually, of course, he'd eat them raw, but GIANT ones might be a bit much...

Thought Duffy, wondering what is best to serve with campfire cooked rat

So nice to have a change of menu, thought Duffy, licking her lips,

Reading a battered copy of a tabloid newspaper warning us about an infestation of Giant rats.

Quite out of reach

Pussies galore in a pea-green boat waving their Whiskas pouches.

Over on the horizon, Duffy can see

Nicely full after his sumptuous meal Duffy sets off to see what havoc he can wreak on the indigenous wildlife. Being a cat what else can he do?

(ah, just noticed NanaKate says he)

Munching happily Duffy surveyed her surroundings

(have we established Duffy's gender? )

Lovely stuff thought Duffy as he kicked his lips. Sir Galahad was turning into a decent cook. Lightly grilled Komodo Dragon, what could be better ?

(Wanted to say yummie but my super intelligent IPad thought differently sorry).

Kit Kat flavoured cat food was what Duffy really wanted yummiest.

Just how is it that you don`t know about Whiskas pouches, Duffy? So much easier for a pussy to cope with.

Independent minded as Duffy was, this time he felt he needed some human company as he could not open his own tin of Whiskas.

Harrumphing under his breath about Alphabet Greediness as he smiled...

Eggzactly! replied our

Fearsome friend

Glad to make your acquaintance!

Did someone say dragon

Cats are very intelligent creatures I'll have you know.

Creeping up, though, was a very smelly old Comodo dragon

By staying close to Duffy the wonder cat

Amazement was what she felt as it dawned on her what she could achieve.

Zest, is what the rum'll give us.