Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

Trying to be picky

Thumbs, fingers wiped on our shorts....

Under the table the labrador sulked

But in the room the elephant bulked!

(Whoops. Again. Sorry.)
Up in the room the elephant bulked.....

Uttering strange noises

Ushering in some Chicago hoi-ses (horses)

Until all of the animals sulked.

Vincent the crocodile stopped by

Visibility's not good this morning

Sorry - again.

I haven't discovered how to stop this happening. I think there's a 'refresh' button somewhere.

( Daisy If you look at where the www.gransnet bit is and follow it along you'll see a semicircle with an arrow, just click on that and it'll refresh the page )

Vincent the crocodile stopped by
Viewing some 'manbags' to buy

Very expensive -

And so reprehensive

(Good rhyme but we're on V....)

The one like his mum made him cry.

V ery sorry! just turned on computer and saw the limerick! Will think again.

Vince turned apprehensive

Viewed the use of his skin, should he die.

(Good one! A thought - should we omit X when we get there?)

Or allow an E in front of it? Not strictly by the book, but there are not that many useful X words.

(Yes why not. But if we do a whole alphabet limerick let's leave out X as 26 letters do not divide by 5.....)

Why did the Walrus Inspector

(Ha! Have I stumped you?)