Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

I can scan, Alie but Im outnumbered by mad doggerelists.

Old Oscar the mad rhinosaurus
Whose hide was dark grey and quite porous
Had a goosey delusion
A birdie illusion
But flying proved doubly dolorous

[hurray]

There was a Gransnetter called Elegran
Whose special ability was to scan
She wrote on the thread
Made it up in her head
And we all thought we wish that we can!

Gransnetters win gold for their scansion

They will use it to buy a large mansion

No colour, number or animal. Try again

Two million gold coins for a mansion

With ten bedrooms and a sauna

A shed for the fauna

And twelve acres more for expansion.

(Improving?)

One elegant lady from oxford

Had twice had a long flight on Concorde

That sleek silvery bird

Whose four engines just purred

And soared over the blue ocean broad

Two alpacas who lived in the Andes

Were trying to make friends with two pandas

Knitted jumpers in black

With white blobs on the back

Like two liquorish-all-sorted candies.

The alpaca yarn's soft, not itchy!

Said one panda whose first name was Richie

I'd like one in red

Said the other one, (Fred)