'Bo Peeps Arms' (formerly Pete's Bar) reopening night

Anyone got the key to the shed?
I've got an emergency. Some of my heifers have escaped and were last seen galloping down Hogs Bottom Lane towards town. I'd better go after 'em. I'll be back soon. Where's me lasso gone???

Don't want to worry anyone but I've just been out the shed to give Bo's woolly friends some Black Sheep bitter and Macca's warming up - at least I think that's what he's doing. I had to join in a chorus of Mary Had A Little Lamb. I kept telling him the pub's called BO PEEP'S Arms but he says he doesn't know that one!

Mrs Pickle - If you click on "flip" at the top of the list it reverses the order of the posts, so that the first shall be last and the last shall be first (as it says in the Good Book)

I've just had a test message from the town Fire Brigade - they say they will be coming along, when they finish their shift at 12.00, all lights blazing to hose us down.
Right.
Mrs Pickle could you just run home to fetch your dog? What his/her name by the way?
When are you coming with the nibbles glamma? (please don't go too close to the sheep in the outhouse with the meat pie (cannibalism springs to mind).

I will be with you in spirit!
Lets face it though a bottle of either of those is not to be sneezed at !

Turncoat!

Me skive, I DON"T THink SO, see that chandelier over the bar gleaming, well it was me whot cleaned i t with my feather duster.

I"ll grant you I may have had the odd sitdown but it was hard work going up ladders to reach it!

Anyway , I will not be able to attend tonight after all as I had forgotten it is the finals of the shove half penny completion at the "Senior Centre Drop in", and I am in with a very good chance of winning top prize of a bottle of "EMVA" cream sherry!! 2nd prize a bottle of Sanatogen tonic wine

That will put a twinkle in Mr N"S eye !

Have the best time !

A little off piste, but is there any way I can automatically go to the last post in a thread?

Yes, I heard Macca humming 'Band on the run'.

Did anyone let the sheep out of the shed?
glamma did you manage to get some bottles from the cash 'n' carry? I haven't had time. We'll have a whip-round for you later{grin]

I think its old Flat Ulence turned up for his pint of Gnats and packet of horses' nuts!

What's that funny noise coming from round the back (is it Macca?)

Nonu are there not depths you will go to to skive off thats the best yet "a face pack" just come as you are sweetie and you will certainly fit in with us Liverpool girls some of them may even turn up in our PJ's all ready for a lock in.
Mick we have some good guest ales ready for your tasting and some tasters from the real ale cask so you will be well looked after.
All the sausage rolls and meat & potato pies are ready I will drop them off later.

I don't think Bo Peeps Arms will be quite in that class, papaoscar, but we can aspire...

Bohemian - looking forward already to the reek of unwashed armpits and sweaty beer-soaked trousers. Dirty sawdust-covered floor and the fug of stale cigarette smoke. A couple of curly-edged cheese rolls and a few packets of hairy old pork scratchings. Perhaps a battered unreadable dartboard and a certainly a surly barman grunting in the corner. Unsavoury odours emanating from the primitive dunny out the back. The whole scene colour-washed in tones of brown, nicotine and bilious green. Mild and bitter and brown ale on demand. Can't wait to get back to the simple pleasures of the old 'Golden Gusset'!

By the look of it 12Michael will be in charge of all bar games. Perhaps he's Pete in disguise???
Thank you so much for your kind offer of your dog to chew the twine for the opening ceremony MrsPickle. If Sir Paul, Mr D.C., and Ms H.B.C. don't pull their fingers out soon and reply they will miss their opportunity of a lifetime.
Perhaps we should mention it to Sir Paul that singing isn't allowed between 6-00pm - 1.00am

OH I really wish I had typed that last post a bit quicker

What bar games will be available ?

As long there is enough Real Ale on of various ABV`s from different brewers and some proper pub grub ,anyone for bangers and mash with onion gravy, or a good curry.
Is it a singles environment where the single males can chat up those females and treat them right.

My dog could chew the twine to perform the opening ceremony. She's very good at chewing!

Oh, I do hope Macca doesn't decide to sing an Opening Medley...

Welcome to our humble abode MrsPickle - chutney and pickles gratefully accepted.

Now laydees. Who shall we have to officially cut the Great Opening launch ribbon? I've tied the 'Public' door shut with some baling twine.
I've asked young old Fred from the ironmongers (he can bring his own scissors) Wheely Wright from the garage? or Brian the cowman from Hill Farm? I also invited Helena Bonham Carter, David Cameron and Paul McCartney but I haven't heard from them - yet (I'm sure they'll all pop along to wish us luck).

I'm new around these parts, but as my contribution to the grand opening, I'll bring some chutney and pickles. Very good with sausage rolls and shampoo!

Well I cannot help you as I now have a face pack on.!
Might scare the living daylights out of MICK!

LOL

Mick went in to fumigate the 'Gents' (wearing what looked suspiciously like a gas mask and carrying a sink plunger) about three hours ago and hasn't come out…should organise a Rescue Party? or perhaps.

Oh Bo you surely know that shampoo is the nickname for champagne?

Hope the ladies facilities are now done to your satisfaction - I've put some pong-reliever spray in there. On second thoughts maybe that would be better in the gents?