When I see the "teasers" of what's on the forums (to the RH side) of the page, that all end in - a question mark? I think we should make the subjects all like that, you know, save HQ the trouble?
So ... we could have:
Good morning ... Tuesday?
Soops Kitcheners?
Do our 2014 survey ... and enter into a prize draw?
Etcetera 
Change the name in a tv show /movie title to the above user username
CONTINUATION of write a word beginning with the first letter of the name of the user above you
?