Having nothing else to do on a Sunday afternoon I'm browsing the UK newspapers online (how sad!!)
The Indy reports that there is a one -floor property, five metres wide at it's widest part, for sale in Islington. It's decidedly 'bijou'... well I don't mind that and it is in a 'desirable' area...... BUT:......(and I quote) "With only two rooms, the bed is suspended above the lounge and has to be accessed using stairs from the top of kitchen units" It's actually a tidgy mezzanine in case anyone imagines a bed suspended by chains from the ceiling.
Yep.... that's right, a photo confirms the purcheser would have to stand on the working top to access the stairs!
Another estate agent adds "It's a great crash pad for the area". You can say that again! Even stone cold sober I'd never even get oonto the work top let alone up the stairs, and after a post-prandial G&T... well God help me, I'd have to spend the night on the kitchen floor!
They'r 'avin a larf... surely!
you could turn over and land up in the lounge if you weren't careful
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