Leopard skin draped coffin!

I would like a wicker coffin but so far haven`t done anything about it but have made my Will. Funerals are horrendously expensive nowadays I was involved in arranging one last year and was amazed at the cost of what was a very ordinary funeral. I`m guessing my wicker coffin will cost an arm and a leg. Back to the

A snow plough? Now let's see who comes up with the most interesting/outrageous explanation got that.

I think I might have been hallucinating as I've also just seen a snow plough! I think I'm over tired!

felice - no, I think that would be ok.

felice

Sounds great, would Xhusband skin be a step too far.?????????????

Not real - neither dead nor alive!!

Anyway RIP to whoever it is. It looks as if they planned their funeral and those left behind have honoured their wishes.
Have any of you planned your funerals? (Hopefully not to be needed for a long time.) I understand it is a great help to families at a difficult time.I have chosen my hymns and I'm on the lookout for readings to put in my 'funeral planning box'.

Good one jings

Oh yes! There's thinking outside the box for you!

It could have been an African chief.

Great minds, Bags!

I'd think of Bet Lynch! Hope it wasn't a real leopard.

When you say "leopard skin", you don't mean real leopard skin, do you?

I immediately thought of Joan Collins!