Homeless Mumsnetters - come this way!

Too many 'threads' there

I may have had a too many.

We want to feel settled in and comfy before the great switch off. What would happen if at 6am when our delightful offspring wake us up we discovered there was some kind of complicatedness to get through before we could complete the registration here? With no coffee to help?

We also need to post a few posts tonight so that in the morning all we have to do is click "Threads I'm On" to get enough reading matter to help us come to terms with being awake.
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We have a thread in MNclassic thread about Pom bears served at a dinner party.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1056940-to-think-this-couple-are-bonkers

We have a little emoticon that looks like a pom-bear

Where on earth did she find that comfy chair? We normally sit around on rejects from Kirstie Allsopp's skip finds.

Plenty of white wine down in the cellar. I'll give you combination for the lock on the Stenna stair lift so you don't come back with just one bottle

I'm not even sure why you're here yet - MN's only off between 6.00 a.m. and 2.00 p.m. tomorrow!

HQ seem to have been encouraging panic-mode for some reason

Hello may I pull up a chair & carry on with my knitting here please? I've brought a selection of

I wonder, if MNHQ is doing technical, will we get some new emoticons? I'd quite like a selection of beverages, I don't like red wine <runs away to hide behind ohwhatjeffery's comfy chair>.

bear?

Thanks for the I'll find an empty wine caraffe to put them in.

Ooh (thanks) works as well!

[bear]

Much easier to have
On MN it is

We have [cake], but it is a slice of cake, rather than a cherry bakewell.

Hellooo? I brought , can I come in please?

No! You can't have our and unless we can have all your emoticons - we begged long and hard for the ones we've got!

(They wouldn't let us have your 'biscuit' one because they thought we'd all faint...)

Oops, cross post with megletfrommn

It looks nice and welcoming over here.
I wonder if Mumsnet will let us bring back and when they've finished doing their techy stuff

I feel quite nervous about visiting GN. It's like being a newbie all over again.

Hey, you have a and a . How cool <easily pleased>.

<wanders in, finds comfy chair> another lost sheep. I changed my name (very cunningly I thought). I like gin. Is there gin? I promise not to swear (much). Been brought up to be polite when visiting. So I brought [cake]

What a boozy lot these Mumsnetters are. They are all asking for wine! So unlike us sober teetotal Gransnetters who drink nothing but

hic

Sorry meant to also say thank you Gransnet for letting us join you

Hello, another mumsnetter here. Just realised I've spelt my username wrong oh well maybe change it on mumsnet too then
Is there here?

They might find us stumbling around thinking we're the Queen of Sheba or Greta Garbo.

Or that nice lady who presents A Question of Sport and used to go out with Cliff Richard.

What's her name again?

Hello! I'm another Mumsnet refugee. So, is there wine here too?

They probably think we'll get confused!!

They don't trust us to do that, obviously...

I think it's ageism!