Homeless Mumsnetters - come this way!

They have rules

enormous didn't you read the 'rules' before leaving Mumsnet. No swearing and no asking for chocolate ok the second part I might have made up

Oh God, is swearing not allowed here?? I said 'arse'. Is arse allowed??

Mine are upstairs DS is tidying his room and DD is doing something on her laptop...possibly work.

I can feel the prressure building, I need MN back. The pressure of not swearing is bulding up and it is all going to come out in one long stream and get me a banning soon...

"HURRY UP!"

Fluffy because he posts too, or to keep you off his back?

Well, if we're being that honest about the scones - then yes, butter, jam then cream

Have managed to get both little blighters to take a synchronised nap.

Now I can relax and arse about on the internet fully before I have to get lunch on.

Dh is as anxious for mn to come back on as I am.

Hi all! Another refugee here. I brought an apple pie. My grandma always had apple pie.

Butter, jam then cream

It'll be a classic guitar then. Yet another one (sigh).

I was thinking the same Kitty. A bit more fast and furious though!

Hope your GDs aren't too hyper after a day with the idiot.

Perfect timing with the scones for elevenses When. Def. jam before cream for me thanks.

LittleLights, I have never dared admit that I would like butter on my scone as well as jam and cream. But I would do butter, then cream, then jam ; but only if no one was looking

Always thought it was cream first, then jam.

chipping

ceiling maybe he's bought something very expensive for himself (ps4, motorbike or a new leather jacket if he's anything like my Dp) and he's trying to butter you up?

Me too TLLOM.

The right way to top a scone is the way the scone eater prefers.

Butter, jam then cream on mine.

Do you think he is secrestly addicted to MN too ceiling? perhaps the lack of internet traffic floating throuhg the airwaves is to blame?

Blimey ceiling - I'd look for something more serious than a broken mug!!

Wanda jam then cream looks the nicest, but I have been worn down by science and actually, it does make sense to put the cream on the bottom and the jam on the top.

The whole Scon v S K Oh N was answered by Paul Hollywood on the live webchat yesterday. Scon. Gavel.

Did somebody say Scones??

So what's the consensus on scones here anyway?
Which goes on first, Jam or Cream?

We have had many heated discussions on this topic.

Cream first is the right way obviously, but there are a few that seem to disagree

Aaaaaargh! Help! He's now talking about the best way to cook lamb and Yorkshire pudding.

I am going to have to call emergency services aren't I?

looks I did suggest to DH that perhaps he should stay home but he said 'it would be fun' He's not quite right is he, poor man clearly needs to lie down!

WhenIm64 oooh lovely, thanks!!

Ooh enormouse I do love a good vegan brownie!! Not adverse to a pain au chocolate either... <can you see why low carbing is such hard work for me > <hides from Biwi & her big stick>

Ceiling - odd, very odd... what's he been up to? Has he broken your favourite mug or something??

Ah yes DejaVu! That'll be it.

I was really worried for bit there

Ceiling Cat are you sure you're not hallucinating from the shock of no mn?

Brent cross though look, are you insane? But tell us what you buy. I'm a nosy git.

Scones sound lovely. Just disappeared off for a bit to wash and sterilize a hundred bottles.

I can bring brownies to the proceedings - vegan for those who are that way inclined. And pain au chocolaaaats.

Oh goody here comes DS1 with tabby mctat.

<waves back at BlackEyedSusan>

We are having a strange day here <whispers> dh is emptying the dishwasher!!!!!!!