A thread just to say hi!

I was not going to say what a relative counts, but I think I will.
She counts.....wait for it....... the number of parking spaces left in the town according to a board that is displayed as you enter the town centre!!
Every flippin time she enters!

Is this the right time for the nuns-on-bicycles-riding-over-cobbles joke?

Ana, I pronouce you funny too!

That was in reply to "if anyone else wants to come on the thread on a tangent" but the posts are moving too fast.

Ooh, Elegran! How norty...

Ok - we were due to go away this coming weekend. A joint treat for our birthdays. A very posh hotel to make the winter go faster, and also to force me to put my feet up after a bad fall four weeks ago that has left me with a badly swollen knee still and a dodgy ankle that isn't quite healed.

Ofsted are coming next week so DBH cancelled. I was so looking forward to it. I had even started packing. We couldn't normally afford to do it but DBH does it as being part of a bulk booking with some friends of his, so we can't afford to re-book later.

How on earth does she do that soontobe? There are 5 car parks in our town. By he time I had counted the spaces some would have filled/cleared...... and here's me thinking counting twinkles was a bit looney!

I don't know that joke. Tell it to me. In detail.

All jokes very welcome.

Well that's me over and out for now.... Dye coming off. Speak soon x

Just got the joke Elegran.
I am notoriously s l o w at getting them.

You've all gone mad
NURSE! THEYVE GOT LOOSE AGAIN

Bye gillybob, I will imagine you with red hair till the next time.

Oh! A tandem. That's boring.

For jingl (but surely you know this one? It was old when I was young and innocent?)

Two nuns cycling across town, over unfamiliar cobbled streets.
One nun to the other, "I've never come this way before."
Second nun, "Neither have I. It must be the cobbles".

oh no janerowena
so sorry.
I am all for people having enough [I was going to say breaks, but perhaps the wrong word] time off.
Aw. Hope you can at least have some other happy time this weekend.

Missing out on treats is horrid.

!!! I ^knew* it was gonna be rude!

Very good!!

Nurse can round me up tomorrow Galen!

It will take me overnight to get your jokes I think Elegran

What I would like to know is, what is it you are soon-to-be?
Married? divorced? pregnant? rich? .... just curious.

It's spelling with me, gillybob. Endless spelling of words in my head,
even in my dreams. Doing it now as I type this.

There is generally a queue as she goes under the counter board I think, so she has time to compute.

Are you on the wrong thread?

I assumed it was ' soon to be a gran ', but I'm not so sure now!

Thank goodness, I thought my misery might have killed off the thread.

Was the relative who goes off at a tangent a cosine?

What relative?