A thread just to say hi!

!!! I ^knew* it was gonna be rude!

Very good!!

oh no janerowena
so sorry.
I am all for people having enough [I was going to say breaks, but perhaps the wrong word] time off.
Aw. Hope you can at least have some other happy time this weekend.

Missing out on treats is horrid.

For jingl (but surely you know this one? It was old when I was young and innocent?)

Two nuns cycling across town, over unfamiliar cobbled streets.
One nun to the other, "I've never come this way before."
Second nun, "Neither have I. It must be the cobbles".

Oh! A tandem. That's boring.

Bye gillybob, I will imagine you with red hair till the next time.

You've all gone mad
NURSE! THEYVE GOT LOOSE AGAIN

Just got the joke Elegran.
I am notoriously s l o w at getting them.

Well that's me over and out for now.... Dye coming off. Speak soon x

All jokes very welcome.

I don't know that joke. Tell it to me. In detail.

How on earth does she do that soontobe? There are 5 car parks in our town. By he time I had counted the spaces some would have filled/cleared...... and here's me thinking counting twinkles was a bit looney!

Ok - we were due to go away this coming weekend. A joint treat for our birthdays. A very posh hotel to make the winter go faster, and also to force me to put my feet up after a bad fall four weeks ago that has left me with a badly swollen knee still and a dodgy ankle that isn't quite healed.

Ofsted are coming next week so DBH cancelled. I was so looking forward to it. I had even started packing. We couldn't normally afford to do it but DBH does it as being part of a bulk booking with some friends of his, so we can't afford to re-book later.

Ooh, Elegran! How norty...

That was in reply to "if anyone else wants to come on the thread on a tangent" but the posts are moving too fast.

Ana, I pronouce you funny too!

Is this the right time for the nuns-on-bicycles-riding-over-cobbles joke?

I was not going to say what a relative counts, but I think I will.
She counts.....wait for it....... the number of parking spaces left in the town according to a board that is displayed as you enter the town centre!!
Every flippin time she enters!

Of course not, Gillybob You are not a fruit loop. #movesunobtrusivelyawayjustincase

I came on a broomstick, but whatever...

The thought of dyeing my hair is giving me the shivers.
I predict about another 10 years before I will be game!

btw, if anyone else wants to come on the thread on a tangent, I am not the least bit bothered.

Why not?

Drives me mad this counting malarkey . I can't help myself. I count tiles, steps,books in piles...... I have even counted the twinkles on a bloody light fitting (just to pass the time you understand, not because I'm a fruit loop)

Hi Elegran.
Why?
Cos.
Quite.

Hi rosequartz
<am beginning not to be able to post quick enough>

Dont tend to put jam on rice pudding.
I am not a huge jam fan.

Hi.
Why?
Cos.