Unexpected shock in ladies!!

In a hotel in Reading I could not find anywhere to flush the loo. I pressed everything that looked likely with no results. As I left the loo and passed through the open cubicle door it automatically flushed. Never seen nor experienced that since thank heavens.

I went into a public loo in a town centre and a recorded voice told me I had a certain amount of time to perform the necessaries before the door would open automatically.

In another loo the lighting was a peculiar shade of blue. All done to discourage drug taking apparently - strange days indeed.

You only have to reposition yourself a bit on the loo in our local Tesco and it automatically flushes!

That certainly was a shock to the system when it happened to me...

I find it's best to pluck an appropriate amount of toilet paper from the dispenser before sitting down. No groping involved then, and no surprises.

Same thing happened to me in a Costa Coffee shop. The cubicle was so small that you only have to jiggle a bit whilst on the loo and the blast of hot air triggers and I can be heard saying rude words at my shock.

Made me shriek just reading that !

Goodness, a hand dryer with HOT AIR!!!

Think I might even have shrieked!

bet you jumped.