Accused of racism

Oh - that's not what durhamjen said at 21.30, Gracesgran...

I don't think so Ana. I think it is one of those thing you choose (like political party or religion or joining a gym ). It's not one coven either but all across the UK people will join

So one can only join this coven if one's been accused of racism?

Sounds more like a clique than a proper coven...

Proper tea, as we call it. Used to puzzle Americans, though. They did not realise that it wasn't grown in Yorkshire.

I'll have a spell to put out the flames and untie the ropes. My trusty broomstick will fly me away to freedom and I'll top up my protein with Wensleydale cheese.

Carb overload!
Remember what used to happen to witches? be very very careful.

Well that's me in then. On my Yorkshire broomstick, drinking Yorkshire tea and eating Yorkshire Pudding and Yorkshire Parkin.

Pogs have I sussed you out, were you in another guise a few months back? I recognise your humour.

It's not a coven if everyone's in. The one rule should be that you think you have been falsely accused of racism.
How many is that?

Oh no. I didn't know that. I thought black pearls were a rare mutation of a natural pearl. Just goes to show there are always new things to learn.

White pearls are of course acceptable witch wear.

They're dyed. No natural black pearls.

Preferably black pearls.

Just the pearls though, nothing else mind you!

An absolute must, my dear!

I know Galen, the iPad. Drives me crazy changing words.
Are witches allowed to wear pearls?

Witches not watches! Bl***y iPad

Down here is famous for watches. We even have one in Wookey hole.
About five miles from me is Wild Hunt lane and Herm lane

I came from Wednesbury which is Woden's town.

I'd like a sleek black cat with green eyes as my familiar even though I'm allergic to cats. I'm sure there'll be a spell to help me.

I guess some of us will go for a sporty single seater model whereas others might want a more family friendly version with room for another seat and a couple of child seats (with safety straps).

Umm Go Faster Stripes; I think you should take care as they might actually work. I don't think you would get caught for speeding but you might for wobbling on the flyway.

(I must stop and do some real life stuff. By the way POGS where's that psychologist?)

Or to paraphrase my gransdon's favourite book when he was small, "is there room on the broom for a witch like me?"

I suppose as a fully paid up Yorkshirewoman, I had better throw my witches hat in the ring! But I want a broomstick in racing green with go faster stripes and space for a fishing rod!

And what a roll Gracesgran, go girl .

Vampire's and too

I love Wales Anniebach and can see no reason why the whole of the UK should not be included.

Those poor Scottish witches have been held up as an example of the third stage of a women's life, the oft quoted "Maiden, Mother, and Crone". We, in our covens all over the UK, must band together to show that the latter stages of life are now about cronies not crones. We must fight them on the ... sorry got carried away there.

Where are you Yorkshire coven - people need answers, they need to feel wanted, included. They need you!

I wrote this before Vampire reply - to good to waste; I was on a roll.